Dënniß ßchrööder is like Bojan Bogdanovic in that if he has a good game and you don’t make highlights right away, fans from his home country (in this case, Germany) will post comments on all your videos until you make the video they want. They will also order pizzas for your address and disseminate pictures of your girlfriend on Nazi message boards.
Well, jokes on you losers. That chick isn’t even my girlfriend any more, because I’m absolutely 100% done with women forever. Your crude photoshops and lascivious comments do not cause me grief. In fact, they cause me great glee.
But could you please cool it with the pizzas? It’s not like I don’t like pizza, because I do, but my delicate stomach can’t digest cheese all that well. The video is uploaded now! You can be happy again.