Matthew Dellavedova watched the ceiling tiles scroll past him. “You know what, doc, actually, I feel totally fine,” he said as he struggled weakly against the straps holding him against the rolling hospital bed. “No, you’re not fine, Matthew. Your team’s rehab efforts have failed, for the most part. Your body still craves the drugs….
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Jabari Brown Career High 32 Points Full Highlights (4/15/2015)
With this performance, Jabari Brown officially becomes the superior Jabari of the NBA. Officially. I just talked to Adam Silver about it, and he’s totally down. He was like “Jabari Parker, who is that again? Hahahaha! Yeah for real though Jabari Brown is the real deal.” What did Jabari Parker even do this year? Came…
Read MoreDion Waiters Career High 33 Points Full Highlights (4/15/2015)
These are dark times my friends. Dark times. Lines drawn along economic, racial, and religious differences prevent humans all over the world from reaching their potential. In anger, terroristic groups seek to change the world with bloodshed, their frenzy only matched by governments who do the same. The Earth, our proud mother, wilts under the…
Read MoreMichael Beasley 34 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (4/15/2015)
According to the Miami commentators, these 34 points are the most Michael Beasley has scored in a single game while donning the Heat black and red. Obviously, he scored more while in Minnesota (bring back the lion’s mane, god damn it), but its easy to forget that he wasn’t that prolific of a scorer early…
Read MoreZoran Dragic Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (4/15/2015)
It has all been leading up to this. 81 games of basketball for the Miami Heat, an ensemble of 15 men playing in unison their symphony. A season’s worth of hopes and dreams, culminating in… 41 minutes for Zoran Dragic? For context, the Zragon had seen 34 minutes total up until this point in his…
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