November 18, 2015 – DownToBuck

Enes Kanter 24 Points Full Highlights (11/18/2015)

I’m tired of everyone dissing Enes Kanter all the time. Alright, we get it, he’s probably the worst defender in the league, yada yada yada blah blah blah. Wow. Who cares? The horse has been dead for a long time now. Instead let’s focusing on the things he does well. Positivity! Let’s see, he’s pretty…

Elfrid Payton 24 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/18/2015)

There is a new civic engineering crisis in America. It is all of our duties to spread news of this impending disaster. Elfrid Payton’s hair looks like it’s going to collapse in on itself at any moment. It dangles precariously from the top of his head, one sudden move from total loss of structural integrity….

Ryan Anderson 30 Points Full Highlights (11/18/2015)

THE STORY SO FAR: Ryan Anderson, guided by some malicious inner voice, builds an arm-mounted flamethrower with which he incinerates all of his teammates. Returning back to his apartment, he sees a name stamped on the device. The Smoothie King is the one who has taken control of his mind! Simultaneously, Ryan is cornered by…

Evan Fournier 26 Points/1 Game-Winner Full Highlights (11/18/2015)

Mario Hezonja held the explosive-rigged gift basket up to Evan Fournier’s car window, unaware that the bomb’s timer would go off in thirty seconds or so. “You forgot your gift basket, Evan!” “It was a gift!” Evan said, trying to keep the panic from his voice. “You keep it! That’s the point of a gift!…

Luis Scola 22 Points Full Highlights (11/18/2015)

No. This is not what I wanted. When I saw Luis Scola scored 22 points, I was thinking one thing and one thing only: Post moves. At least one, right? Wrong. This is jumper city right here. Not that jumpers aren’t cool. They are. No denying that. But they are objectively less cool than post…

Patty Mills 17 Points Full Highlights (11/18/2015)

Patty “Melt” Mills seems like a bit of a forgotten player nowadays. He was one of the most beloved players in the league when he was with Portland, I believe. His goofy three-goggles that he did all the time, his confidence off the bench even while he was getting no minutes, his underdog personality, all…

Dennis Schröder 22 Points Full Highlights (11/18/2015)

Is it just me or is Dennis Schröder dialing his own number a lot more this year? And if he is, is that a good thing or a bad thing? There is a reason that I’m not a widely respected basketball pundit, because I just don’t know in this case. Scoring points is good, for…

T.J. McConnell 16 Points Full Highlights (11/18/2015)

T.J. McConnell is getting too close to basketball immortality. In only about 20 more minutes of game-time, if he manages to keep up his pace, he will challenge Luke Walton’s single season record of 364 minutes played without a single free-throw attempt. It’s taken some serious dedication on the part of McConnell, as he duteously…

Karl-Anthony Towns 21 Points/6 Blocks Full Highlights (11/18/2015)

Hello Minnesota Timberwolves, I am writing to register my interest in applying for your “fan” position. I think I have the qualifications you are looking for in a fan of your team. For one thing, I am a very skilled cheerer. When someone on a favored sports team does something good, I am the first…

Nikola Jokic 23 Points Full Highlights (11/18/2015)

Forget about Frank Kaminsky for now. I know it is hard, as a white American male, to not desire highlights of your own kind above all others, but you have to try. Besides, I’ve got the next best thing: highlights of a white Serbian male! Serbia is kind of like America without the crushing worldwide…