November 2015 – Page 12

Jordan Clarkson 20 Points Full Highlights (11/16/2015)

You want to hear something trippy? The third most popular video all-time on my channel is a video of Jordan Clarkson scoring thirty points; it has 380,000 views at the time of this writing. That’s a lot of Filipinos! When you’re not making Durant and LeBron videos you have to take the successes where you…

T.J. Warren 19 Points Full Highlights (11/16/2015)

Lost amidst the brouhaha surrounding Brandon Knight’s trippy-dubby was T.J. “Warren Peace” Warren’s career-high nineteen points on 9-of-13 from the field. He made only two fewer shots than Knight but it’s like nobody even cares! Sure, Warren recorded a big ol’ goose egg in the assists column, but his scoring has consistently been more efficient…

Brandon Knight Triple Double 30 pts/15 asts/10 rebs Full Highlights (11/16/2015)

Eric Bledsoe peeked his head into the storage closet. “Brandon? What are you doing in here? It’s game time man, get going!” Brandon Knight, knees pulled up to his chest, was huddling in a corner next to some jugs of cleaning solution. An extension cable dangled from the ceiling, with a crude circular knot tied…

Manu Ginobili 17 Points Full Highlights (11/16/2015)

I’m beginning to think that Manu Ginobili won’t ever retire. That he has already decided to just keep playing and playing, demolishing every record from Kareem’s points to Moses’ offensive rebounds along the way, until he dies of natural causes at 92. He’s looked a little slower this year, it must be admitted. Luckily for…

Mario Chalmers 29 Points Full Highlights (11/16/2015)

This is too many free throws. Just way too many. Who wants to watch 13 unguarded midrange set shots? Only people afflicted with mental illness. You might ask, why even show free throws in the first place? Like, for any video? Well, folks, it’s time for a little history lesson. That’s how DownToBuck rolled when…

T.J. McConnell 13 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/16/2015)

It’s a little early in the season to be handing out accolades, but I feel this one has already been won. This year’s “Nate Wolters Award for Excellence in the Face of Being a Second Round Pick Forced Into a Bad Situation Because of Injuries” award goes to: T.J. McConnell! Following in the footsteps of…

Jahlil Okafor 19 Points Full Highlights (11/16/2015)

New candidate for worst nickname of the year: “Jah-man”. Actually, it’s still “The Bus Driver”, but when you’ve already got two of the horriblest monikers in the league attached to you before you’ve even played a month in the NBA, you know your commentary team sucks. Marc Zukoff must have been so dumbfounded by Alaa…

Paul Millsap 28 Points Full Highlights (11/15/2015)

New idea for Hawks halftime entertainment: “The Thrillsap Experience”, where you get Paul Millsap to dance awkwardly for five minutes while the Hawks organ guy shreds the crap out of his organ and a heavy dubstep beat plays in the background. There should also be laser lights firing in every direction and in every color….

Cory Joseph 17 Points Full Highlights (11/15/2015)

I don’t really expect Cory Joseph to continue shooting 57% from the field like he has been through the first eleven games, but then again, there’s a lot of occurrences in this world that I don’t expect. Like Jennifer leaving me. And my favorite brand of cheesey-flavor chips getting discontinued. These are all things that…

Spencer Dinwiddie 17 Points Full Highlights (11/15/2015)

DownToBuck has his vibe-sensors turned up to 11, and they are picking up some serious vibes from one Spencer Dinwiddie. What kind of vibes, you ask? Michael Carter-Williams vibes. Serious ones. The similarities are, if not eerie, at least striking. Long? Check. Tall? Check. Not good right now but with maybe some potentials hidden in…