November 2015 – Page 4

Vince Carter 14 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2015)

Do I watch NBA games to be reminded of how the unidirectional flow of time ravages all men equally? Do I watch NBA games to have the concept my own mortality shoved into my consciousness? Do I watch NBA games to reflect upon the cruel nature of the universe? No, no, and, hmmm, let’s see,…

Gerald Green 25 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (11/27/2015)

OFFICIAL 2015 NBA PUNCH-THROWERS POWER RANKINGS 1. Jahlil Okafor 2. Gerald Green 3. Trevor Booker 4. Jeff Teague [POWER GAP] 423. Nik Stauskas

Gordon Hayward 33 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2015)

If you’ve been wondering where all the Utah Jazz highlights are, thinking “Why does DownToBuck hate the Jazz he is such a hater god why doesn’t everyone love the Jazz Quin Snyder is a genius look at these defensive stats with Gobert on the court look look LOOK DAMMIT!”, first of all you need to…

Zach LaVine 18 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/25/2015)

Is it just me (when I start a description like that you know it isn’t), or does Zach LaVine have consistently the lamest assists ever? Maybe one in ten highlight videos he has an assist that is actually highlight-worthy; the rest are simple perimeter passes or things that shouldn’t even be counted as assists. Unfortunately…

Jon Leuer 20 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2015)

I’m pretty much over the Tobias Harris trade. I still have the occasional sobbing breakdown when I think about it, but those are getting less and less common. I am most decidedly NOT over the Leuer trade, though. What the heck? We traded this guy and a bunch of other stuff for Fat Ass Dalembert?…

Jahlil Okafor 19 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (11/25/2015)

I’m starting to really feel for Philly fans. I get that they’re going to be good in the future (at least, that’s the plan), but damn, how much fun could it possibly be watching your team lose night after night with no reprieve. It’ll take a couple chips to undo the amount of bad will…

Damjan Rudez 13 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2015)

Timberwolves fans haven’t gotten to see much of Damjan Rudez yet this season. Is he Mexican? Spanish like Ricky? They don’t know, how could they? Damjan has had his butt gorilla-glued to the bench. Now they know: he is white! That doesn’t really rule out him being Spanish, but at the same time it opens…

Khris Middleton 21 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/25/2015)

Khris Middleton is… A. Overpaid B. A Bust C. Ugly D. Actually a good player who is just in a slump right now because he is the only credible outside threat on the whole team geez This quiz is harder than most, so take your time answering. Leave your answer in the comments and remember,…

Giannis Antetokounmpo 21 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2015)

The next day, thoughts of smoothies continually popped into Giannis’ head, and he was itching to go back to the mall to get another. It was a game day, though, so he had a strict nutrition and activity plan to follow, prepared specifically for him by the team’s trainers. His breakfast of granola and a…

Ish Smith 20 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (11/25/2015)

Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I’d like to take a minute Just sit and watch I’ll tell you how aliens replaced Ish Smith with Steve Nash Southern Wisconsin born and raised On the internet was where I spent most of my days Posting YouTube highlights…