Zach Randolph has devised a smart strategy for remaining relevant as a player well into your 30’s: never, at any point, develop any semblance of athleticism. That way, when your athleticism (such as it is) fades away into the horizon of time, you didn’t really lose a whole lot. Z-Bo is doing the same midrange…
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Jrue Holiday 27 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (2/8/2016)
The thing about watching a video with assists in it is it’s like watching a bunch of other player’s “full highlights” except they’re not “full”. So it’s like bonus highlights without you even having to try. For example, in this video, we get two of Luke Babbitt’s three made field goals. That’s 66.6% of his…
Read MoreArchie Goodwin 20 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (2/8/2016)
MORE Archie “Arch Deluxe” Goodwin highlights? Coming into the season for the Suns, I figured we’d see about the same amount of Arch Deluxe that we had in the past years: not very much. Beating out Eric Bledsoe and Brandon Knight for minutes at either guard spot seemed tough. Turns out all he needed to…
Read MoreMario Hezonja 14 Points Full Highlights (2/8/2016)
What I really wanted to do for this video was put “/1 Game-Winner” in the title. What better way to drive views to my carefully compiled highlights than with the promise of a game-winning shot by everyone’s favorite Croatian rookie? His big triple near the end of regulation looked to be the game winner until…
Read MoreKarl-Anthony Towns 19 Points Full Highlights (2/8/2016)
Take a moment to realize how lucky you are that you have the privilege to watch Karl-Anthony Towns’ ENTIRE career, from start to finish. The whole thing, from his NBA debut to his tearful final game, from rookie to polished superstar. Every game, every bucket, every dunk, able to be viewed with your own two…
Read MoreRyan Anderson 26 Points Full Highlights (2/8/2016)
For a while there, it was looking like Will Barton was running away with the Sixth Man of the Year award race. He’s been in a bit of a slump lately, so the door is now open for Ryan Anderson to come on strong and take it from The People’s Champ. 17 points per game…
Read MoreMichael Kidd-Gilchrist 20 Points Full Highlights (2/8/2016)
Last time I was at the gym, just shooting buckets, I decided I would conduct some scientific research. Scientific research in the form of trying to replicate Michael Kidd-Gilchrist’s borked shooting motion. I’d watched enough clips of it in action to know how to do it: instead of keeping my right elbow nice and straight,…
Read MoreMarkel Brown Career High 19 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (2/8/2016)
Disgusting. Say what you will about the NCAA as an organization, and, indeed, there a lot of things to say about them, but at least their basketball refs understand how to keep a game under control. They know the rules: when Markel Brown dunks the ball, you eject him from the game. No questions asked….
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