The hype for Michael Carter-Williams is over. OVER. Totally done. There is no one who still cares about what he does on the court. The highlights that were once flowed in a torrent so plentiful have now dried up to a mere trickle. It doesn’t matter that since leaving Philly he has become a decent…
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Brook Lopez 27 Points Full Highlights (2/1/2016)
OFFICIAL TWENTY PPG SCORERS RANKED BY HOW MUCH PEOPLE CARE ABOUT THEM POWER RANKINGS 1. Stephen Curry 2. LeBron James 3. Kevin Durant 4. Russell Westbrook 5. James Harden 6. Anthony Davis 7. Carmelo Anthony 8. Blake Griffin [POWER GAP] 9. DeMarcus Cousins 10. Jimmy Butler 11. Damian Lillard 12. Andrew Wiggins 13. Paul George…
Read MoreAndrea Bargnani 18 Points Full Highlights (2/1/2016)
Andrea Bargnani tried to look inconspicuous as he loitered on the street corner in a bad part of Brooklyn. A hoodie was drawn close to his face, but he couldn’t hide his immense height, and passersby were staring at him. At least, that’s how it felt. A police car rolled by. Andrea fidgeted with his…
Read MoreVince Carter 13 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (2/1/2016)
Someone needs to make a Raptors-era Vince Carter dunkilation. That’s all there is to it. All of Vinsanity’s dunks during his entire tenure with Toronto, compiled into one video for easy/intense consumption. I have not the means to do this. No one highlight maker does, not even the mighty LamarMatic or the wise Sheba021. The…
Read MoreShane Larkin 8 Points/14 Assists Full Highlights (2/1/2016)
When was the last time a player as not good as Shane Larkin tallied 14 assists in a single contest? Turns out, pretty recently, if you happen to hold the out-of-date opinion that Ish Smith is worse than Shane Larkin. If you don’t hold that opinion, we have to go back further. Randy Foye is…
Read MorePatty Mills 22 Points Full Highlights (2/1/2016)
Do Australians even have the delicious burger/sandwich known as the “Patty Melt”? (the basketball player “Patty Mills” isn’t the same, notice the hard “T” sound.) Or is that only an American thing? Well, in the interest of cross-cultural enlightenment, I’m gonna assume that they don’t, and that they need to be made aware of this…
Read MoreNikola Jokic 27 Points Full Highlights (2/1/2016)
The only problem with Nikola Jokic’s insane career-high performance tonight is that it raises the bar pretty high for him, in terms of how much he has to score for it to be highlight-worthy. 15 or 16 points doesn’t seem like a whole ton when he has scored 27 in a single game, does it?…
Read MoreNorris Cole Career High 23 Points Full Highlights (2/1/2016)
How much do we think Norris Cole is going to get fined for his showboating tonight? $10,000? $25,000? His whole year’s salary? I don’t know, but whatever the eventual punishment meted out by the league office ends up being, it won’t ever repair the damage that he did to the league. How could Norris even…
Read MoreDTB’s Best NBA Dunks of the Month (January 2016 Dunkilation)
A BRIEF HISTORY OF THE DUNK CHAPTER III: A REAL LIFE DUNK Countless ages passed while proto-humans performed their accidental dunks. A modern NBA fan would find most of these dunks to be unsatisfactory, and most dunk scholars would agree with that sentiment. Simply put, none of those prehistoric dunks would ever make it into…
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