DownToBuck is revealed to be a liar once again. He is a carnival gamesman, peddling falsehoods and deceit as if they were candy and prizes. His word has as much value as a discarded banana peel; his tongue is cleft as a serpent’s. “So I am officially done making Vooch highlights until he scores forty….
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Robin Lopez 21 Points Full Highlights (2/22/2016)
This video is probably the most ridiculous display of hook-shot shooting that exists on the entirety of the world wide weberverse. Did somebody in the Knicks locker room literally dare Robin Lopez to shoot hook shots with as little arc as possible? And has Robin Lopez actually accepted the dare? Is that how far gone…
Read MoreMiles Plumlee 14 Points/6 Dunks Full Highlights (2/22/2016)
With all his athletic gifts, one would think that Miles Plumlee would be better than he is in real life. Watching him in this video is like watching another version of DeAndre Jordan. Why can’t Miles do anything other than catch lobs and occasionally attempt a baby hook? The answers to those questions don’t matter…
Read MoreJonas Valanciunas 20 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (2/22/2016)
There is a rumor out there that the Raptors turned down a deal centered (heh) around Dwight Howard and Jonas Valanciunas. Not knowing the other parts of the trade, it’s impossible to say whether they made the right move or not. In any case, do you get rid of a guy who needs touches but…
Read MoreTyus Jones 9 Points Full Highlights (2/22/2016)
You might think that 9 points isn’t enough when it comes to highlight-making. That my time would be better spent showcasing players who at least scored in double figures. Well, I think that YOUR time would be better spent by getting on your knees and sucking. So there. This is Tyus Jones we’re talking about….
Read MoreJustise Winslow 15 Points Full Highlights (2/22/2016)
Watching these highlights, if you squint your eyes real close, you can kind of pretend for a little bit that LeBron James is back in Miami, leading the Heat to the promised land once again over the Indiana Pacers. There he is with Wade, and Bosh, he’s dunking it with power, no one can stop…
Read MoreJae Crowder Career High 27 Points Full Highlights (2/22/2016)
Jae Crowder: big shot taker/maker? According to Celtics commentator/living legend Brian Scalabrine, yes! He mentions it a whole bunch of times in this video. So many times that I feel like I should take him at his word on the matter. I mean, he knows a thing or two about taking and making big shots….
Read MoreKristaps Porzingis 17 Points Full Highlights (2/22/2016)
If you pay attention to other highlight makers (and you really should, otherwise you’re missing out on a lot of vids of a lot of good players), you start to notice their tendencies. And one thing I’ve noticed is that GDFactoryClips ALWAYS has highlights of Kristaps Porzingis up first, no matter what kind of performance…
Read MorePatty Mills 21 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (2/21/2016)
We can all agree that there are certain players who we only watch for certain reasons. DeAndre Jordan for alley-oops. Kobe Bryant for turnaround jumpers. Pau Gasol for complaining to the refs and making funny faces. Blake Griffin for punching equipment staff. If those players aren’t doing those things, then it’s not even any fun…
Read MoreE’Twaun Moore Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (2/21/2016)
When a player ties his career-high, is is appropriate to put the words “career high” in the title of a video depicting the feat? That is the question I am currently struggling with. I mean, it’s not a career high for E’Twaun because it’s not a higher point total than every other game in his…
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