Why don’t people use the nickname “Air Gordon” for Aaron Gordon? I just thought it up all by myself, and from what I can tell, it’s basically the perfect nickname. Because his name is Gordon and he gets up in the air to do sweet dunks. Is it because everybody’s afraid of getting sued by Michael Jordan?
Well, I don’t care about getting sued. I know that I already tread on shaky legal ground. So what if MJ sends me spiraling into bankruptcy just because I made some T-Shirts with “Air Gordon” printed on them and a silhouette of Aaron himself doing the “sitting dunk” that won him the dunk contest? At least then the world will know about my bodacious new nickname creation.
Technically, the shirts aren’t “printed” per se, I actually just bought white undershirts from Target and drew on them with a Sharpie. And there’s only one. I wear it to the gym. If anybody else wants one they’d better be prepared to shell out at least forty…no, fifty dollars. Fifty dollars. It’s a good deal.
My landlord keeps using the word “evict” in his phone calls but I don’t know what it means.