Another good game for Jabari Parker. I don’t even feel anything anymore. Not a thing. If he had scored 23 points while showcasing his entire arsenal last year, I would have been so excited. That’s what he did in this game, and it was a great performance by him, no doubt about it, but I…
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Sean Kilpatrick 19 Points Full Highlights (3/13/2016)
We need a nickname for Sean Kilpatrick. He is officially good enough now. Before, it’s like, why give a nickname to a guy who will just be back in the D-League in a few games? Now, it’s like, this guy is a beast, and I don’t even care that he’s already 26. It turns out…
Read MoreGiannis Antetokounmpo Triple Double 28 pts/14 asts/11 rbs Full Highlights (3/13/2016)
“Man, Giannis, these smoothies are really good, you got it down to a science!” John Henson exclaimed as the first drop of Giannis’ newest concoction landed on his tongue. “What did you say was in it again?” Giannis smiled sheepishly as he listed the ingredients. “Pomegranate, mango, plums, I think that’s all.” He took a…
Read MoreChanning Frye 15 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (3/13/2016)
Attention Tyronn Lue: please give the Fryeman more than fifteen minutes per game. His numbers are extremely sick right now and we need to see if he can sustain them given a larger role on the team. He probably can’t. That’s not the point. If he can give you thirty solid minutes per game, you…
Read MoreGordon Hayward 27 Points Full Highlights (3/13/2016)
#BringBackTheBowlCut That is the new hashtag I have created for use on the social medias. Facebook, Tweeter, MySpace, Yelp, Foursquare, YouTube, you can use it pretty much anywhere you want. Use it any time you want to express your dissatisfaction with Gordon Hayward’s current hairdo, or when you want to express your admiration for the…
Read MoreOmri Casspi 20 Points Full Highlights (3/13/2016)
Omri Casspi is currently suffering from what I like to call “Post-snub Depression”. He was not selected to perform in the three-point contest, even after Chris Bosh clotted up and had to drop out. It’s debatable whether or not his non-inclusion was a snub or not, but it doesn’t matter what we think. What matters…
Read MoreMyles Turner 19 Points Full Highlights (3/13/2016)
Life just isn’t fair. Myles Turner is young. Only 19! And he has the butteriest jumpshot ever. So buttery. That thing is smooth. No effort required to shoot it, range out to the three-point line, damn. It’s a work of god-damn ART. Meanwhile, DownToBuck is, uh, not 19, and his jumper is totally busted. Well,…
Read MoreDerrick Favors 28 Points Full Highlights (3/13/2016)
This keeps happening with high picks who take a while to develop: by the time they’ve developed into the fully-formed fringe All-Star caliber player that they will remain for the rest of their career, people have moved on and no longer care. The modern NBA fan is lusting constantly for superstars to emerge from the…
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