March 6, 2016 – DownToBuck

Tyson Chandler 16 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2016)

TYSON CHANDLER JUMPSHOT ALERT! TYSON CHANDLER JUMPSHOT ALERT! TYSON CHANDLER MADE A JUMPSHOT! ALERT ALERT ALERT This is allegedly the fourth jumper of the season for Tyson. I say “allegedly” because I haven’t seen any of these other alleged jumpers. I can only go by what Basketball-Reference says, and there’s no reason for them NOT…

JaMychal Green Career High 17 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2016)

The quality of my life has significantly improved since Jeff Green got traded to the Clippers. Now, when I want to make JaMychal Green highlights, I don’t have to get confused when looking at the box-score. There is only one “J Green” on the team now. It had gotten to the point where I wouldn’t…

Luis Scola 21 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2016)

I like how the Raptors announcers spent this entire game talking about Luis Scola as if they were afraid of hurting his feelings. Yeah, he’s been pretty much total ass since January, but he’s a pro. A pro and a vet. If he’s ass, he can deal with his assness like a big boy. Handling…

Jabari Parker 26 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2016)

After the first few months of the season went by with Jabari Parker only getting eight or ten shots per contest, the past month or so has seen Jabari become a more aggressive scorer. Look at these field goal attempt numbers: 23, 18, 15, 25, 10, 16, 15, 21, 19. Those are star numbers. The…

Giannis Antetokounmpo Triple Double 26 pts/10 asts/12 rebs Full Highlights (3/6/2016)

The next day, Giannis made a special trip to the grocery store. Usually he was careful about making a list and only going once a week, but with the addition of a blender to his kitchen (and, therefore, smoothies to his diet), he had quickly consumed all the fruit in the house. There hadn’t been…

Corey Brewer 23 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2016)

Everyone has a different theory as to why the Houston Rockets aren’t performing up to expectations. James Harden this, Dwight Howard that, Sam Dekker the other thing. Blah blah blah. Those players may have some responsibility for their team’s current dire situation, but they don’t shoulder anywhere near a majority of it. No, the real…

Reggie Jackson 30 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (3/6/2016)

Attention: this video contains NO Reggie Jackson to Andre Drummond lobs. Turn back now. I never would have made these highlights if I had known that going in. Hear that? I’m denouncing MY OWN highlights. I get that you maybe want to see Reggie scoring 30 points or maybe dishing some dimes to players who…

Carl Landry 18 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2016)

Is it wrong to think that Carl Landry could put up 20 and 10 if he were simply put in the right situation? Him and J.J. Hickson. 20 points and 10 rebounds per night, made possible by playing on a team that is the perfect fit. I don’t think that’s unreasonable. The 76ers are, apparently,…

Kenneth Faried 25 Points/6 Dunks Full Highlights (3/6/2016)

Another year, the same Kenneth Faried. I don’t think anyone was really expecting him to add anything to his game this season; if they were, they were being wildly optimistic. He shot a few threes last year in contrast to this year where he’s only shot one, so if anything you could say that he…

David Lee 18 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (3/6/2016)

It’s hard to know why I started typing all these words in the description box. The practice began with my first video, and the descriptions have only gotten more and more outlandish over time, so that by now I have a couple continuing storylines dispensed in 5000-character chunks, to say nothing of all the individual…