This is what happens when Kristaps Porzingis doesn’t play. The Knicks win. I don’t even know who this “Porzingis” guy is; I’m just reading off the box-score here where it says his leg is contused. Honestly the only things I know about him are he’s tall and he’s the reason the Knicks suck. The only…
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Shane Larkin 18 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/5/2016)
I think that I’m probably setting some kind of record by making five highlight videos from the same team on the same night. If Guinness world records doesn’t keep track of this record, they should start soon because I just set it. Maybe I can even go on that TV show they have where people…
Read MoreThomas Robinson Career High 18 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/5/2016)
If you’re a fifth overall pick and your career high is eighteen points, that can only mean one thing: you’re a bust. And at this point, Thomas Robinson isn’t even the Evan Turner kind of bust where they still play an important role even if they’re never going to live up to their draft slot….
Read MoreWillie Reed 14 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (3/5/2016)
Willie “Not Willis” Reed looks a lot like Greg Monroe. It’s almost uncanny. When I turned this game on and saw his face, my first thought was “sweet we finally traded that ballhog to the Nets”. Imagine my disappointment when it turned out to just be some random backup big thrust into the starting role…
Read MoreMarkel Brown 23 Points Full Highlights (3/5/2016)
That little voice in my head keeps being right. I was all set to write “Career High” in the title of my last Markel Brown vid, where he scored a then career high 21 points. I was this close to doing it. My left pinkie was on the shift key, and my left index finger…
Read MoreManu Ginobili 22 Points Full Highlights (3/5/2016)
Take THAT, Father Time! If he thinks he can take out Manu Ginobili with nothing more than big ol’ kick right in the nuts, he’s got another thing coming. Not only did Manu not retire, he came back in only a few weeks and put up 22 points in 15 minutes in his return! This…
Read MoreSean Kilpatrick 19 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (3/5/2016)
Is this the first time ever that a team has fielded a lineup composed entirely of scrubs in a game not occurring at the very end of the season? Because there’s still like a quarter of the season left, and the Nets just trotted out the most baffling collection of players I’ve ever bore witness…
Read MoreDerrick Favors 28 Points/6 Blocks Full Highlights (3/5/2016)
The Utah Jazz: a core-having team? Let’s just get it out of the way now. YES. The Utah Jazz are a basketball team, and they have a core group of players to build around. Tibor Pleiss may or may not be part of that core. Forget about Tibor, though. He doesn’t matter right now. These…
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