AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! DAMIEN INGLIS HIGHLIGHTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am excited. It’s been almost two whole seasons since the Bucks drafted this dude, and I have been sitting here, patiently, waiting to make highlights of him. There were some promising signs (actually just one promising sign) early this season, namely, that he hit a three in his first career game. Then, nothing. A whole lot of nothing and injuries and D-League.
Now the day is finally upon us, and I don’t even know what to do with my limbs. Not like I have a choice in the matter right now. They’re really spazzing out hard. Just flying all over the place, breaking stuff, kicking stuff, my abode looks like a war zone. I pretty much can’t type at all, like, not even a little bit, so I’m dictating these words to my cat, Japurri Purrker, who also handled the creation of the video. He’s a smart kitty, he’s watched me make a lot of highlights before, so he knows how to do it.
PLEASE FREE ME FROM THIS MADMAN HE FEEDS ME ONLY HOT POCKETS