After seeing how my last Jeremy Lin got a heady 3,000 views in just 24 hours, the temptations of success have infiltrated my brain, and I’ve made another Jeremy Lin video. I have discarded my integrity entirely and now my very existence is dominated by my desire to accumulate larger and larger view counts. 3,000 is just the beginning. If I ever had any integrity to begin with, it certainly disappeared when I saw those stratospheric numbers.
Plus, there’s that whole thing where Dawkins and GD will get deleted and you won’t get to watch their videos anymore. DTB saves the day again with an eminently rewatchable video chronicling Jeremy Lin’s “SICK” 21 points.