Pop quiz time? Pop quiz time! First question: in which manner did Willie Cauley-Stein score his 26 points?
A.) 11 dunks, 4 out of 11 and-ones converted
B.) 6 threes, 2 skyhooks, 1 putback dunk, 1 alley-oop dunk
C.) Just a bunch of skyhooks
D.) 1 jumper, 5 dunks, 1 putback, 4 post moves, 1 layup, 4 free throws
E.) 3 jumpers goaltended, 3 normal jumpers, 3 fadeaway jumpers, 2 turnaround jumpers
F.) All of the above
Second question: how bad is George Karl holding Willie Cauley-Stein down?
A.) Very bad
B.) Exremely bad
C.) Comically bad
D.) Not bad at all
E.) Willie is holding himself down
F.) All of the above
Time to tally your results! The answer to the first question is E. Any other answers are really wrong, and you are really stupid for choosing them. The answer to the second question is C. One can only laugh at how incompetent George Karl is and how egregiously he is holding back the development of Cauley-Stein. Those who answered A or B receive partial credit, but are still really stupid.