Normally if a player has five assists, I wouldn’t show them. Five assists is no longer enough assists for a discerning highlight maker such as myself. In fact, I still cringe when I happen across one of my old videos where I indicate in the title that the player in question had “3 assists” or “4 assists”. That’s just pathetic. I’m sorry for making those videos.
In this case, however, I needed some material to pad out the length of the video. And Jordan Farmar is a point guard, right? So it follows that there are people out there who would be interested in seeing his assists, even if it wasn’t an usually large amount of them. Five might even be sub-par for a starting point guard. Right now I don’t care about that. Right now I only care about making the most comprehensive and genre-defining Jordan Farmar on the Grizzlies highlight video that I can. You’re welcome.