I like what I see from Malik Beasley. I know, I know, small sample sizes or whatever. I don’t care. I’m here to offer a deal to the Nuggets from the Bucks: Michael Beasley and Steve Novak for Malik Beasley. Straight up. That’s it. No picks, just two-for-one. Why do the Bucks do it? They…
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Juan Hernangomez 11 Points Full Highlights (11/10/2016)
I’ve been trying to figure out what Juan Hernangomez said to Kevin Durant during their little dustup. It’s tough, though. Juan’s enunciation probably isn’t the greatest, his English phrasing might be suspect, and he could very well be just saying stuff in Spanish knowing that Durant won’t understand. I hope it was something to the…
Read MoreJamal Murray 14 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/10/2016)
I was like a kid in a candy store watching the last quarter of tonight’s Nuggets-Warriors game. Scrub central! Not even scrubs really for the Nuggets, just a whole bunch of young players and the remarkably-still-alive-looking Mike Miller. Oh yeah, and the Warriors kept Durant in for way too long, and that scrub didn’t even…
Read MoreJaVale McGee 10 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (11/10/2016)
JaVale McGee is one of those players who everyone wants to see succeed. Not just a majority, or even a great majority. No, I literally mean that EVERY SINGLE NBA FAN wants him to do good on whatever team he ends up on. He has no haters. His constant appearances on Shaqtin’ a Fool has…
Read MoreMarcus Smart 20 Points Full Highlights (11/9/2016)
Marcus “Maahcus Smaaht” Smart is currently shooting considerably better from distance than last year, when he notched a sweet 25% mark on four attempts per game. It’s still early, though, so I hold out hope that Smart will regress from his current 38% clip and I can continue to mock him for his comically unaware…
Read MoreDwight Powell 14 Points Full Highlights (11/9/2016)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9dgRlQ6bcU Dwight Powell is cool and all. Yeah. I like him. If you’re reading this you probably like him too. But I’m going to give you some advice from one Dwight Power fan to another: don’t watch this video. “But why, Dee Tee Bee?” you wail. “I very much enjoy consuming Dwight Power videos!” Let…
Read MoreA.J. Hammons 9 Points Full Highlights (11/9/2016)
The league has really been feeling the lack of AJ’s since A.J. Price washed out two years ago. It has also been feeling the lack of Purdue Boilermakers, with only E’Twaun Moore carrying that torch before A.J. Hammons showed up out of nowhere to put some mega amounts of hurt on the Warrior’s third-stringers. Now…
Read MoreJared Dudley 19 Points Full Highlights (11/9/2016)
“Dear DTB, I would greatly appreciate it if you could refrain from insulting my weight in your video descriptions this season. I know I have not had much on-court impact yet, but my recent nineteen-point game deserves respect, respect that is erased when you repeatedly demean me for my alleged fatness. I am not fat….
Read MoreRobert Covington 23 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (11/9/2016)
Robert Covington is who comes up when you type “slow start” into the Googles. Check out these three-point shooting lines from the first few games of the season: 0 of 4, 0 of 5, 2 of 8, 1 of 9. Those lines are pretty awful, awful enough where you could make a case that if…
Read MoreDario Saric 14 Points Full Highlights (11/9/2016)
Who in Croatia even cares about Mario Hezonja right now? Do his parents even care about him? I can imagine Hezonja’s dad sitting in his living room in Croatia, watching shady internet streams of 76ers games at four in the morning, getting hyped every time Saric does something good on the court. I can imagine…
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