Quiz time! First (and last) question: What kind of a bitch was DeMarcus Cousins made into by Rudy Gobert? A. A bitch B. A big fat bitch C. The biggest bitch in the whole wide world D. A stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch E. A bitch to all the boys and girls…
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Juan Hernangomez 14 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (12/10/2016)
Juancho Hernangomez: already better than Victor Claver ever was? I’m only talking about the NBA here. Their respective careers in Europe are of no interest to me; do I look like DownToReal to you? Victor Claver was a pretty large disappointment for me. He played three years for Portland while never EVER doing anything of…
Read MoreKelly Oubre Career High 19 Points Full Highlights (12/10/2016)
Attention females: Kelly Oubre Jr. isn’t even that good looking. He only looks good because, when he’s on the bench, he gets to sit between Andrew Nicholson who looks like a black smurf and Jason Smith who is totally balding. That’s the only reason. Take him out of his normal NBA habitat, and he becomes…
Read MoreMirza Teletovic 25 Points Full Highlights (12/10/2016)
One of the clearest warning signs of a coach who has no idea what’s going on is the random insertion and uninsertion of players into a lineup. Take Mirza Teletovic for example (you could also use Greg Monroe earlier in the season, or Rashad Vaughn, or Miles Plumlee). Jason Kidd didn’t play Mirza at all…
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