Hey, guess what everybody! I just got off the phone with Steve Nash, and he said he’s totally down to come back to the NBA! I know, I couldn’t believe it either! We were just chatting, and I mentioned that Leandro Barbosa was back on the Suns, and he was like “You know, I could…
Read MoreMonth: December 2016
Luol Deng 22 Points Full Highlights (12/11/2016)
Luol Deng’s 4 years at 72 million contract was regarded, at the time of signing, as a good if not great move for the Lakers. Timofey Mozgov’s slightly smaller 4 years at 64 million contract was regarded with disblief and laughter. I was among those poking fun at the Mozgov contract. The Deng contract I…
Read MoreKristaps Porzingis 26 Points/7 Blocks Full Highlights (12/11/2016)
Even after his mini-slump the last few games, Kristaps Porzingis is still almost certainly too good for this channel. There’s no denying it: he’s one of the league’s most exciting players, no qualifiers needed. He’s not quite as well known as a Derrick Rose or a Carmelo Anthony, but the gap is continuously shrinking. This…
Read MoreTim Frazier Triple Double 14 pts/11 asts/11 rebs Full Highlights (12/11/2016)
The Pelicans are one of my favorite teams to watch right now. They’ve got a superstar (Anthony Davis), which of course always makes for a fun viewing experience, but then they have a huge collection of talent-deficient but lovable role-players (everyone else except Jrue Holiday). Basically any lineup the coach decides to trot out there,…
Read MoreReggie Williams 17 Points Full Highlights (12/11/2016)
Just out of curiosity, I looked up the last time Reggie Williams scored 17 or more points. It wasn’t as far back as I thought: he scored exactly 17 on March 31, 2012, outdone on his team (the Charlotte Bobcats) only by the 20 points of Byron Mullens (lol). Unfortunately for R-Will fans everywhere, this…
Read MoreMarcus Morris 28 Points Full Highlights (12/11/2016)
What’s up with the Pistons? They’re the most bipolar team in the league, just as prone to blow out a team as they are to get blown out. Prior to this game, they had beat the Timberwolves by 27. Now they lose to the 76ers by 20? There must be some sort of motivational problems…
Read MoreMarreese Speights 17 Points Full Highlights (12/10/2016)
Marreese Speights deserves at least as much credit as, if not more than, Chris Paul himself does for Paul’s 20-20 game last night. I mean, what else could be easier on a point guard’s life than having a near seven-foot dude with Charmin-soft hands who loves to pick and pop for easy buckets? Nothing is…
Read MoreJarell Martin 13 Points Full Highlights (12/10/2016)
OFFICIAL FATTEST PLAYERS ON THE GRIZZLIES POWER RANKINGS: 1. Jarell Martin 2. Zach Randolph 3. Marc Gasol 4. Chandler Parsons 5. Tony Allen 6. JaMychal Green 7. Toney “Baloney” Douglas [POWER GAP] 9001. Troy Daniels All clips property of the NBA. No copyright infringement is intended.
Read MoreDTB’s Official NBA Power Rankings (Week 6)
This week’s biggest busts: Lakers -5, Celtics -4, Timberwolves -4 This week’s biggest successes: Wizards +7, Pacers +4, Nuggets +2, Knicks +2, Hornets +2 1. Golden State Warriors (20-4, 3-1 this week) (last week: #1 [2-1] +0) With Klay Thompson scoring sixty points in three quarters, we can now officially put to rest the debate…
Read MoreTim Frazier 20 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (12/10/2016)
Tim “Timmy G. Fuckets” Frazier did his best Chris Paul impression last night, going for an impressive twenty points and eleven assists. Unfortunately, Chris Paul decided to simultaneously have his best game of the season, an even twenty and twenty which made Frazier’s efforts look worse in comparison. And, you know, it has to be…
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