When it comes to the Knicks and bad contracts, all anybody wants to talk about is Joakim Noah, his busted knees, and his gigantic albatross of a contract. But what flies under the radar his Lance Thomas and the Knicks-given contract that sees him getting paid seven million dollars per year for the next four…
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Andre Iguodala 24 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2017)
I must apologize. When I saw that Andre Iguodala had 24 points, I immediately began to make a highlight video for the performance without investigating his statline more closely. I did not realize that he only made six shots in the entire game. If I had realized that fact, I would have had to strongly…
Read MoreMarcus Smart 21 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2017)
Marcus Smart has had a rough couple of games when it comes to shooting the deep ball, but then again, he’s had a rough season (or even a rough career) shooting the deep ball, so the fact that he’s made five out of his last thirty three-pointers shouldn’t be surprising. He did get a haircut…
Read MoreWilly Hernangomez 14 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2017)
Willy Hernangomez, umbrella-less despite the chilling rain which fell from the flat grey sky, walked through the dreary cemetery until he got to the headstone he was looking for. The stone was new compared to its neighbors; it had not yet been eroded by the forces of time and nature. It read “NOAH” in clear…
Read MoreEvan Fournier 25 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2017)
If Evan Fournier went back to sometimes scoring 8 points in between stretches of not scoring at all, would that make people care about him again? “Peak Fournier” was reached early in his career with the Nuggets, and has gone down dramatically since then. Way, way dramatically. He’s only 24, people! 24 and scoring 17…
Read MoreJordan Crawford 19 Points Pelicans Debut Full Highlights (3/6/2017)
Last time we heard from Jordan Crawford (in the regular season), he was dropping 41 points for the Warriors in the final contest of the 2013-14 season. He’s always been a maniacal chucker, and that game was the ultimate realization of his chuckiness. There was no turning back after that; either a team would give…
Read MoreWilson Chandler Career High 36 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2017)
My campaign to have Wilson Chandler win the 6MOY award is ruined. Utterly ruined. I only had the best intentions when trying to present Chandler as the league’s most valuable player off the bench. Only the best intentions, but my carefully laid plans have been demolished by the selfish actions of haters. Hater act one:…
Read MoreShawn Long 13 Points 76ers Debut Full Highlights (3/6/2017)
10-day contract time is my favorite time of the NBA. By this point in the season, I’m bored of all the scrubs who have been scrubbing things up on rosters the whole season. I want new scrubs! There is nothing quite like taking the wrapping off of a brand-new scrub and seeing what’s there. Nothing…
Read MoreJustin Anderson 19 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2017)
The 76ers have, since the Embiid injury, regressed into the barely-above-D-League squad that we know and love. They have some decent uninjured pieces, but they are forced to give decent minutes to some really marginal dudes, including some actual D-Leaguers on 10-days. I’m not sure if Justin Anderson falls into the “decent uninjured piece” category…
Read MoreTony Snell 21 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2017)
A lot of mean people were making fun of Tony Snell when he put up that 0-0-0-0-0 statline in 28 minutes a couple games ago. Mean people including known meanie Kenyon Martin, who shouldn’t be talking because that dude sucked fat dong when the Bucks tried to wring some usefulness out of him. T0-0-0-0-0ny Snell…
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