Khris “Kha$h Money” Middleton continues to be the reason why the Bucks ever win a game. You might think that Giannis is the real reason why the Bucks have actually be doing okay lately, but it was shown that he’s still not at the point where he can anchor a team’s defense by himself. Now…
Read MoreDay: March 22, 2017
J.J. Redick 24 Points Full Highlights (3/21/2017)
J.J. Redick is still a great shooter from three (42.0% this year LMAO SMOKE IT), but after last-years mind-blowing 47.5% from three on over five attempts per game, the hype surrounding the league’s favorite white role player has diminished somewhat. If the Clippers were viewed as a legitimate contender, we would be seeing fawning articles…
Read MoreThomas Robinson 16 Points Full Highlights (3/21/2017)
One of the stranger aspects of the Lakers’ tanking strategy is that it doesn’t include Thomas Robinson. Despite playing for a team where the only requirement to receive minutes is that you’re a young player with untapped potential, T-Rob barely sees the floor. So either the Lakers don’t think that T-Rob has any potential left…
Read MoreIvica Zubac 17 Points Full Highlights (3/21/2017)
The end of the regular season is approaching fast. Don’t worry Laker fans, your torment is almost over, your tormenter soon banished to the wailing winds of time. That means we only have a little bit of time left to finagle a 30-point game for Zubac. That 25-point game he had makes me believe he…
Read MoreBrandon Ingram 21 Points Full Highlights (3/21/2017)
Brandon Ingbust. Buston Ingram. Brandbust Bustgram. Bustbust Ingram. Bustbust Bustbust. Oh! Didn’t see you there! Just deciding which of these nicknames for Brandon Ingram I like best. I’ve been in isolation for a month, self-imposed. When Ingram had that 0-point outing against the Celtics, I decided enough was enough and retreated to my lair. The…
Read MoreBrook Lopez 29 Points/1 Game-Winner Full Highlights (3/21/2017)
While Brook Lopez hits game-winners, Robin Lopez hits Serge Ibaka. If you haven’t seen the video of the Lopez/Ibaka throwdown, this vid can wait. I’m sure one of those channels pretending to be Ximo has it uploaded by now. Go on. It’s okay. These Brook Lopez highlights will still be there when you get back,…
Read MoreCaris LeVert 15 Points Full Highlights (3/21/2017)
Let’s be honest: the only reason anyone like Caris LeVert is because his last name has the same sort of cadence as LeBron James’ first name. That’s the only reason, there are no other reasons. People hear “LeVert” in an NBA context and they immediately associate it with “LeBron”, leading to a favorable impression that…
Read MoreMarquese Chriss 24 Points Full Highlights (3/21/2017)
I’m really digging Marquese Chriss this year, but what’s really gonna be sweeter than soursops is him a couple years from now. Once he gets his emotions under control and refines his game, he’s basically Chris Bosh with an earlier-developed three-bomb. Or… he never develops past where he is now and ends up as Tyrus…
Read More