March 2017 – Page 19

Nikola Mirotic 24 Points Full Highlights (3/13/2017)

I don’t know what’s going on with the Bulls right now. I didn’t know before, but I definitely don’t now. I had just read that they had told Nikola Mirotic that he was out of their rotation. Okay. Kind of a weird decision, but that’s what they decided, and it’s their player after all. They…

Ricky Rubio 22 Points/19 Assists Full Highlights (3/13/2017)

Ricky Rubio had just turned off his bedside lamp and was getting cozy underneath his multiple layers of blankets when a sudden flash of white passed through his half-closed eyelids. He opened his eyes wider, but couldn’t see anything amiss in the deep darkness of his bedroom. Dismissing the visual anomaly as a result of…

Vince Carter 24 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (3/13/2017)

Vince Carter is old now. Really old. 40 whole years of life have passed before his weary eyes. That’s as many as four tens. And that’s terrible. When was the last time someone this old scored this many points in the NBA? I’m way, WAY too lazy to figure it out, so I’m just gonna…

Jeremy Lamb Career High 26 Points Full Highlights (3/13/2017)

There’s something wrong with the Hornets. The Bulls were/are totally imploding, yet the Hornets still lost. What’s the problem? More importantly, what’s the solution? I don’t know if one can figure out the solution without knowing the problem, but that’s a philosophical conundrum for another day. Right now we’re just gonna look at why the…

Julius Randle 21 Points Full Highlights (3/12/2017)

Since I have made it a habit to say mean things in the video description of every Julius Randle video I make, in this video description I’m only going to say good, positive things. Actually, all I’m going to do is make a list of good, positive things since it’s too much work to weave…

Richard Jefferson 16 Points Full Highlights (3/12/2017)

Somehow Richard Jefferson is still contributing positively to a team even after he retired and un-retired in the span of a few days. He’s actually not that old (36 is a lot younger than Kurt Thomas is right now) but the whole retirement thing made it seem like Jefferson was older than he was, and…

Devin Booker 28 Points Full Highlights (3/12/2017)

Devin Booker midrangeilation at the end of this season: yeah or nah? In my experience, people don’t watch midrangeilations, which is a strong argument against me making one for the Booker Report. On the other hand, midrangeilations are the sickest things ever and nobody makes them, while there are plenty of people who are doing…

Wayne Ellington 19 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (3/12/2017)

Wayne “Beef W” Ellington is currently attempting more catch-and-shoot shots per game (5.6) than noted catch-and-shooters like J.J. Redick, Kyle Korver, and J.R. Smith. The speed and accuracy which with the ball flies out of his hand on these jumpers is impressive. I don’t see any reason why Ellington wouldn’t have been able to do…

Ivica Zubac 10 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (3/12/2017)

After getting 4 blocks in the first 4 minutes of the game, Ivica “Zuu” Zubac failed to notch another one for the rest of the game. What a disappointment. Obviously his 1 block per minute rate was unsustainable. Obviously. But I was at least hoping for 1 block every 2 minutes, which is not unreasonable….

Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot 18 Points Full Highlights (3/12/2017)

This is the defining game of Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot’s nascent NBA career. 18 points, way more than his previous career high of 12, and evidence that he can stick in this league for more than a few meager seasons. Trust the process! These highlights basically blueprint how he will score the bulk of his points during…