I guess it’s okay that Jahlil Okafor didn’t end up getting traded. Despite how much everyone from fans to owners to concessions workers to Joel Embiid hates him, it’s unlikely that he find a bigger role on another team than the one he has in Philly. Maybe the Lakers, but that’s about it. It has…
Read MoreMonth: March 2017
Jordan Clarkson 30 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (3/12/2017)
The Lakers have had a lot of turnover the last few years. I was pretty sure Jordan Clarkson was the longest-tenured Laker on the roster, but I was totally wrong: Nick Young has him beat by one year. Still, Clarkson has to be considered one of the Lakers’ core pieces at this point, since they’ve…
Read MoreDario Saric Career High 29 Points Full Highlights (3/12/2017)
We would be looking at Dario Saric’s first career 30-point game if he could hit free throws. I get that the tank has to be maintained at all costs, but 30 points is more important than even that. All he had to do was make that last one to elevate this performance from “really darn…
Read MoreDenzel Valentine 13 Points Full Highlights (3/12/2017)
This was not a good game for the Bulls. Not at all. I’m actually really surprised that I even get to do a vid on one of their players tonight, because, as a team, they were building a whole new practice facility with all their bricks. So, instead of watching the game, I amused myself…
Read MoreBrook Lopez 25 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (3/12/2017)
It was over for the Knicks in this game as soon as Brook Lopez canned 5 triples in the first quarter. What are you supposed to do as a team when that happens? Once something like that goes down, it’s just a matter of lowering yourself into the coffin and closing the lid. Nothing else…
Read MoreWilly Hernangomez 14 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2017)
I personally am extremely excited for a big man duo who not only have chemistry on the court but are absolute bestest bros in real life as well. Kristaps Porzingis and Willy Hernangomez will use their combined powers to make obsolete the likes of Kyle O’Quinn and Joakim Noah, that much is certain. But what…
Read MoreTony Snell 19 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2017)
Tony Snell is among the best three-point shooters in the calendar year 2017, shooting nearly 50% on his long-rage attempts while attempting nearly four per game. When I arbitrarily require that players shoot at least two threes per game, the only players better are somewhat unexpected: Jordan Crawford, Quincy Acy, and Jeremy Lin. Then Luke…
Read MoreBuddy Hield 17 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2017)
Last time I made highlights for this guy I recklessly got over-hyped and accidentally ordered a 12-foot-tall 3D-printed purple statue of a naked Buddy Hield. Well, the thing finally arrived, and after the delivery guy laughed at me for a bit (that was mean of him), he agreed to help me drag it inside. It…
Read MoreJaMychal Green 20 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2017)
My rule is that all videos uploaded to my channel should get 1,000 total views. If they fail to reach that minimum requirement, the video in question is a BAD video and should never have been uploaded. I bring this up because my most recent JaMychal Green video, uploaded six days ago, is currently sitting…
Read MoreDTB’s Official NBA Power Rankings (Week 19)
This week’s biggest busts: Bulls -6, Grizzlies -5, Celtics -3, Hawks -3, Pacers -3, Kings -3 This week’s biggest successes: Wizards +4, Bucks +4, Mavericks +4, Clippers +3 1. San Antonio Spurs (51-14, 3-1 this week) (last week: #2 [4-0] +1) The much-vaunted WCF Finals preview of Spurs vs. Warriors turned out to be a…
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