March 2017 – Page 25

Clint Capela 19 Points Full Highlights (3/8/2017)

Unlike my last Clint Capela video, which was ruined by free throws (the Grizzlies are now on my official list of teams who I will refuse to make highlights of, forever, because they were hacking my man Clint), this video is not ruined by free throws because the Capellmeister didn’t make any of his free…

Manu Ginobili 19 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/8/2017)

The Spurs somehow came back from 28 points down against the Kings while not being able to utilize the services of LaMarcus Aldridge (“fake star”) and Kawhi Leonard (“real star”). Having not watched the game or even any highlights from the game, I have made a power rankings of probable causes for the Spurs’ spirited…

Sean Kilpatrick 27 Points Full Highlights (3/8/2017)

Kids these days all want to wear t-shirts with big slogans written on them in block letters. I know this from experience driving by my local high school. I also know that they love any and all references to things having “swag”, especially when that thing is themselves. Being “swag” is essentially the #1 goal…

Stanley Johnson 17 Points Full Highlights (3/8/2017)

This is what happens when fringe teams go hard for the playoffs: their young talent rots away in the name of “wins”. The Pistons have a bunch of dudes who should probably get playing time (I’m actually mainly thinking of Henry Ellenson here), but don’t, because SVG desires nothing more than the 8th seed and…

Gary Harris Career High 26 Points Full Highlights (3/8/2017)

Gary Harris, with this game, has stepped boldly into a new era of his career: the era where he scores points so effortlessly that it doesn’t even seem like he’s scoring a ton of points but he actually is. I don’t think the Nuggets commentators even realized that he set a career-high in this game,…

Jonas Valanciunas 25 Points Full Highlights (3/8/2017)

The age-old debate continues: is Dwayne Casey holding down Jonas Valanciunas, who is a potential star, because he is an idiot of a coach, or is Dwayne Casey rightfully denying playing time to Jonas Valanciunas because he isn’t that effective of an NBA player in terms of advanced stats? I don’t think a resolution will…

Skal Labissiere 15 Points Full Highlights (3/8/2017)

These highlights are sick. Totally sick. 15 points in 14 minutes for Skal Labissiere, showing off a variety of scoring moves. Replays are included because of the mindblowing nature of the moves. The video content of these highlights is top-5 on the year, you cannot convince me otherwise. The only problem is that the commentary…

Dennis Schröder 31 Points Full Highlights (3/8/2017)

Dënniß “Sexy Nubian Princess” ßchrööder is a lightning rod for controversy. First he gets stranded in Germany because he tried to smuggle contraband in his bunghole, then he punched Dwight Howard full-on in the face on live TV against the Warriors. What’s next for this depraved maniac? I shudder to even think. Despite his off-court…

Elfrid Payton Triple Double 22 Points/14 Rebs/14 Asts Full Highlights (3/8/2017)

Due to the unexplainable vagaries of fate, I ended up having to make this video and eat buffalo wings at the same time. Before you become jealous of my existence (highlights and wings, what could be better?), remember that there is no clean way of eating buffalo wings. None. You can’t use utensils, because obviously…

Alan Williams 15 Points Full Highlights (3/7/2017)

I am honestly getting a little tired of making Alan Williams highlights. Note that this is different from being tired of Alan Williams as a player. Alan Williams the player is great. Alan Williams Full Highlights are not so great. All he ever does is make layups and since he’s such a big target in…