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Read MoreMonth: March 2017
Lance Thomas 21 Points Full Highlights (3/3/2017)
I am making this video to prove that I don’t care about views. That I am not a slave to the little number that YouTube decides is important. There are tons of more “worthy” highlights to do right now, vids that would get a lot more views, but I don’t care. I want to make…
Read MoreSeth Curry 24 Points Full Highlights (3/3/2017)
I know I said I wouldn’t compare Seth Curry and Stephen Curry anymore. So I won’t, even though I really want to. It’s just SO EASY. Primo description material, talking about how Seth is shooting better than Steph, how is headband game is so much more polished, how they both look like cute little lorises….
Read MoreNorman Powell 21 Points Full Highlights (3/3/2017)
This Raptors commentator dude, this Jack Armstrong, man, he has some fun catchphrases. They’re no “onions baby onions”, but the chance to hear him croaking “GET THAT GAHBAGE OUTA HEA!” is the number two reason to watch the Raptors right now, behind the chance that maybe Bruno Caboclo will maybe play. And the best part…
Read MoreJustin Anderson Career High 19 Points Full Highlights (3/3/2017)
If it makes you feel better, you can append “/1 Game-Winner” to the title of this video. I can’t stop you. It’s your mind, you can imagine the title of this video to be whatever you want. It doesn’t even have to be Justin Anderson hitting the “game winner”. You like Jeremy Lin? Make it…
Read MoreDario Saric 21 Points Full Highlights (3/3/2017)
I don’t know how this happened, but this thumbnail for Dario Saric makes him actually look pretty good. Normally I have no choice but to choose a thumbnail image that makes him look like a dope. I had a bunch of those for this game as well, but I thought, hey, why not make a…
Read MoreJusuf Nurkic 18 Points/6 Assists/5 Blocks Full Highlights (3/2/2017)
Jusuf Nurkic and his teammates were gathered in a Portland nightclub, celebrating their latest victory. Liquor was flowing freely; trays full of shot glasses were being brought to their tables in a never-ending stream, and expensive bottles of wine were crudely guzzled without remorse. “And then Kanter tried to post him up and he blocked…
Read MoreBobby Portis 17 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2017)
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Read MoreLeandro Barbosa 16 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2017)
I truly thought that Leandro Barbosa was done in the NBA after he tore his ACL with the Celtics. He hadn’t looked very good that season, and an injury of that magnitude for a marginal player usually spells “EUROPE” or “CHINA”. He managed to come back the next season, though, with the Suns. How he…
Read MoreAlan Williams 16 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2017)
Add the Hornets to the list of teams that somehow can’t handle Alan Williams. First the Bulls, then the Bulls again, then the Bucks, now the Hornets. All teams that simply could not cope with Big Sauce’s girth. This list somehow keeps growing longer even though BIG SAUCE is, despite his nickname, actually not that…
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