Two 20-point games in a row for Nik Stauskas. Consecutively. Without interruption. According to DTB’S OFFICIAL CRITERIA FOR BEING CONSIDERED A GOOD BASKETBALL PLAYER, that means Nik Stauskas can be considered a good basketball player! Are you excited? You really shouldn’t be, because DTB’S OFFICIAL CRITERIA are noted for their shoddiness and their inability to…
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Paul Zipser 15 Points Full Highlights (3/22/2017)
This is it. The final video depicting the heroitc feats of “White Foreign Bigman Combo” (tentatively alternate nickname: “Vanilla Sriracha”), a tandem consisting of Mirotic, Lauvergne, and Pääul Zïpßer. I hope you enjoyed this trip into the deepest and whitest part of the Bulls roster as much as I did. Zipser did his part in…
Read MoreJoffrey Lauvergne 17 Points Full Highlights (3/21/2017)
The second component of the Chicago Bulls’ “White Foreign Bigman Combo” (better nickname pending still pending), Joffrey Lauvergne, has finally had a good game with them. He was still part of the combo even before then, but that was only because they needed a third dude for the combo. Not because he was any good….
Read MoreNikola Mirotic 28 Points Full Highlights (3/22/2017)
The Chicago Bulls’ “White Foreign Bigman Combo” (better nickname pending, and no, it can’t be “The Ivory Towers”) just dominated the Pistons tonight to the tune of 60 points. Nikola Mirotic had 28, Joffrey Lauvergne had 17, and Paul Zipser had 15. Spain, France, and Germany putting aside past differences to dominate the filthy heathen…
Read MoreNikola Jokic 16 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/22/2017)
Wait! Don’t turn away, claiming that 16 points is not enough points to warrant watching this Nikola Jokic highlight video. Don’t be fooled by the low total; Jokic showcased some incredible scoring skills against the defending “champions”. If you want to see some of the best that he has to offer, this is the vid…
Read MoreKhris Middleton 26 Points Full Highlights (3/21/2017)
Khris “Kha$h Money” Middleton continues to be the reason why the Bucks ever win a game. You might think that Giannis is the real reason why the Bucks have actually be doing okay lately, but it was shown that he’s still not at the point where he can anchor a team’s defense by himself. Now…
Read MoreJ.J. Redick 24 Points Full Highlights (3/21/2017)
J.J. Redick is still a great shooter from three (42.0% this year LMAO SMOKE IT), but after last-years mind-blowing 47.5% from three on over five attempts per game, the hype surrounding the league’s favorite white role player has diminished somewhat. If the Clippers were viewed as a legitimate contender, we would be seeing fawning articles…
Read MoreThomas Robinson 16 Points Full Highlights (3/21/2017)
One of the stranger aspects of the Lakers’ tanking strategy is that it doesn’t include Thomas Robinson. Despite playing for a team where the only requirement to receive minutes is that you’re a young player with untapped potential, T-Rob barely sees the floor. So either the Lakers don’t think that T-Rob has any potential left…
Read MoreIvica Zubac 17 Points Full Highlights (3/21/2017)
The end of the regular season is approaching fast. Don’t worry Laker fans, your torment is almost over, your tormenter soon banished to the wailing winds of time. That means we only have a little bit of time left to finagle a 30-point game for Zubac. That 25-point game he had makes me believe he…
Read MoreBrandon Ingram 21 Points Full Highlights (3/21/2017)
Brandon Ingbust. Buston Ingram. Brandbust Bustgram. Bustbust Ingram. Bustbust Bustbust. Oh! Didn’t see you there! Just deciding which of these nicknames for Brandon Ingram I like best. I’ve been in isolation for a month, self-imposed. When Ingram had that 0-point outing against the Celtics, I decided enough was enough and retreated to my lair. The…
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