Inside the smooth, metallic walls of the holding area adjacent to the Gladitorium, Marquese Chriss waited for the current match to finish. He no longer felt anger towards his fate, only grim resignation. The roar of the spectators was just audible enough for Marquese to surmise that the match had ended. One man lay dead…
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George Hill 22 Points Full Highlights (4/28/2017)
OFFICIAL REASONS TO MAKE THIS VIDEO: -George Hill had a good game -If we’re being honest here, nobody else is gonna make it because nobody watches George Hill videos ever -Making NBA highlight videos is a sick obsession of mine -Floater/runner game on point -Not too many layups -George Hill only had three assists so…
Read MoreDennis Schröder 26 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (4/28/2017)
I have made a Dënniß ßchrööder vid for five of the six games of this now-sadly-concluded series against Washington. This fact probably means that he has graduated from this channel and should be the sole domain of other highlight purveyors from this point on. Probably. I have some serious soul searching to do during the…
Read MoreAvery Bradley 24 Points Full Highlights (4/26/2017)
Avery Bradley: could he ever score twenty points per game? Right now he flies under the radar for most fans, but he’s a deceptively good scorer, even if he’s excised the “just inside the three-point line” two-pointers that he was so fond of a few years ago. In fact, I’d say he’s one of the…
Read MoreDennis Schröder 29 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (4/26/2017)
Dënniß ßchrööder basically did it all for the Hawks tonight, and they still lost. Is it time for him to demand a trade to a different team so he can actually have a chance at winning some games in the playoffs? Don’t waste too many brain cells on that question, because the answer is yes….
Read MoreJ.J. Redick 26 Points Full Highlights (4/25/2017)
The Jazz successfully limited J.J. Redick’s success from the threezone, where he was 3-of-7. Unfortunately, while doing that, they just fouled him way too much. Redick has never been the guy who draws a lot of fouls, but he shot ten free throws last night. This large amount of free throws has several implications: -It…
Read MorePatty Mills 20 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (4/25/2017)
Time zones always confuse me. I wanted to know what time it was in Australia right now but when I looked at the time zone map all that happened is I got pissed off about the international date line. I don’t even know where Australia is on a world map. It’s probably next to Austria…
Read MoreAl-Farouq Aminu 25 Points Full Highlights (4/24/2017)
The Blazers might have gotten swept, but there is one positive to take away from this string of four straight losses: Al-Farouq Aminu improved from his zero-point first game to score nine, fourteen, and twenty-five in the second, third, and fourth games. If the series magically extended to seven games, Aminu would probably drop 45…
Read MoreSerge Ibaka 19 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (4/24/2017)
I am almost too morose to say anything about Serge Ibaka’s performance tonight. Despite his only-slightly-above-average statline, he dominated the Bucks early and set the tone for the rest of the game. When he rejected Beasley’s layup at did his celebratory gestures for the crowd, I could feel the anger emanating from the Bucks’ bench….
Read MoreMalcolm Brogdon 19 Points Full Highlights (4/24/2017)
My faith in Malcolm Brogdon’s ultra-solid solidity was shaken the game previous to this one. I didn’t think it was possible, but he had a BAD game. The whole reason that he’s even in the conversation for ROY is because he never has bad games. Just games where he’s kind of invisible. But last game,…
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