First Boban Marjanovic, now Skal Labissiere, it looks like the Rockets bigs just can’t handle extreme length. Take note, Western Conference playoff teams! All you need to do to gain advantage against Houston is find some really tall dude and give him lots of skills and offensive moves and then go to town! Easier said…
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Dwight Powell Career High 21 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2017)
Dwight “Dwight Power” Powell, as the season had gone along, has been attempting to make the difficult transition from “big guy who can only dunk” to “big who can dunk but also shoot long jumpers”. Until tonight, I wouldn’t say that his attempts had been met with much success. He could hit the jumper, sometimes,…
Read MoreTyler Ulis 20 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (4/9/2017)
The Suns are executing next-level tanking. Regular tanking just isn’t good enough for them anymore, and why should it be? When faced with a team like the Mavericks who have their own nigh-impenetrable tank, sometimes you have to kick things up a notch. They already permanently benched Brandon Knight and Eric Bledsoe, leaving the vast…
Read MoreWilly Hernangomez 24 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2017)
With this game, Willy Hernangomez is basically telling Joakim Noah, “Yeah you can just keep doing ‘roids for as long as you want, since getting held out of games for injecting raw 100% horse testosterone into your scrotum and perineum is better than getting held out of games because you flat out suck at basketball…
Read MoreBoban Marjanovic 14 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2017)
Two games with major minutes for Boban Marjanovic, two wins. Huh. How about that. It’s almost like, you play your good players, you win basketball games! Can’t Van Coach proved tonight that he CAN coach, but only if he’s not doing what he thinks he needs to do to win games. Oops! At least we’re…
Read MoreDanilo Gallinari 34 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2017)
The Scepter of Blame glows red once again. It desires to apportion blame according to who was most at fault for the Nuggets playoff-hopes-crushing loss to the Russell Westbrooks! It is placed in the center of the dimly-lit room, surrounded by various Nuggets-related people and things. Let the ritual begin! First, in spins itself in…
Read MoreNikola Jokic 23 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2017)
Uh… what just happened? The Nuggets have been divested of their playoff hopes thanks to the late-game heroics of one Russell Westbrook (or as the Nuggets commentator says, “Wussell Restbrook”). This was kind of a choke job, and part of the blame has to fall on Nikola Jokic. Not all of the blame, but some…
Read MoreIan Clark 17 Points Full Highlights (4/8/2017)
Ian Clark floater game: on point. Ian Clark midrange game: on point. Ian Clark three-pointer game: on point. Ian Clark headband game: on point. Ian Clark dunk game: NOT ON POINT. Come on man. No dunks this year? Only two in your entire career? We’re not talking about Luke Ridnour here. We’re talking about a…
Read MoreAlexis Ajinca 17 Points Full Highlights (4/8/2017)
Outside of his own parents and maybe himself, I might be the biggest Alexis Ajinca backer in the entire universe. Every time I see him play he’s dominating other teams with his combination of size, shooting touch, flabbiness, and looking like a drunk fifty-year-old. But that’s because I only see him play when I’m making…
Read MoreJerian Grant 15 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (4/8/2017)
Does the title of this video title seem familiar to you? It shouldn’t, because only 800 people watched my video from two days ago that showed Jerian Grant scoring the exact same amount of points and dishing the exact same amount of assists. If past performance is an indicator of future results, this video will…
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