Is it too late for Jamal Murray to win ROY of the year? I’m just going to remove the suspense right away: no. It’s not. All it takes is one sick performance near the end of the year (because the voters, just like every human on earth, are reactionary), and a player can win easily….
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Nikola Jokic 23 Points Full Highlights (4/7/2017)
What am I supposed to talk about in these descriptions if I can’t talk about how Nikola Jokic’s coach is holding him down? That’s how the Boban Marjanovic went, that’s how the Bryn Forbes went, that’s how the Henry Ellenson (when I get to it, hot damn there are a lot of vids to make…
Read MoreBryn Forbes Career High 27 Points Full Highlights (4/7/2017)
Is now the time when we get mad at coach Pop for holding down Bryn Forbes the entire season? I know it’s not kosher to question Pop’s decisions because he’s one of the GOAT of all time coaches, but here’s a truth bomb for you: Bryn Forbes’ previous season high was eight. That’s right –…
Read MoreBoban Marjanovic Career High 27 Points Full Highlights (4/7/2017)
I’m trying to figure out if there’s any correlation between these two events that just happened concurrently: -Boban Marjanovic played 27 minutes and scored a career-high 27 points -The Pistons beat the heavily favored Rockets Ah, now that I think about it, probably not. There’s no way that those two things are in any way…
Read MoreJustin Anderson 17 Points Full Highlights (4/6/2017)
At the time Justin Anderson was traded to the Sixers in the Noel deal, I was fully in the “Justin Anderson is wildly overrated by Mavs fans desperate for any kind of young talent” camp, but I have to say, he has done a pretty good job of proving me wrong. He’s still not a…
Read MoreRicky Rubio 19 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (4/6/2017)
New strategy for defending Ricky Rubio: since he is now a legitimate threat to hit midrange jumpers when you go under on his screens, why not go OVER the screen and make him drive it to the rack? He’s never been able to finish through any kind of contact. In fact, he’s never been able…
Read MoreJae Crowder 24 Points Full Highlights (4/6/2017)
Last night I had a dream that I lived in a house made entirely out of Jae Crowder’s dreadlocks. I probably ate too many cheesy-flavor potato chips before bed or something, but that doesn’t matter. I would gorge on chips every night of the week if it meant I got to spend five hours of…
Read MoreTaurean Prince 20 Points Full Highlights (4/6/2017)
OFFICIAL KENT BAZEMORE STATUS: Replaced by Taurean Prince OFFICIAL DEANDRE’ BEMBRY STATUS: Replaced by Taurean Prince OFFICIAL MIKE DUNLEAVY STATUS: Replaced by Taurean Prince OFFICIAL THABO SEFOLOSHA STATUS: Replaced by Taurean Prince and also getting beat up by cops OFFICIAL TAUREAN PRINCE STATUS: Outplaying everybody on the roster and taking all their minutes for himself…
Read MoreAllen Crabbe 25 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (4/6/2017)
Did Allen “Crabbey Patty” Crabbe just single-handedly dad-dick the Timberwolves? The Blazers came back from 15 points down at one point, and a lot of the erased deficit can be attributed to Crabbey Patty and his triples of terror. Plus, his barrage of consecutive three-pointers got the home crowd really involved and all subsequent Timberwolves…
Read MoreJodie Meeks 20 Points Full Highlights (4/6/2017)
Before you call me hurtful names for wasting my time with this vid, I have some illuminating information to share with you that will surely change your attitude: Jodie Meeks scored 18 in the third quarter against the Nets tonight. That fact is basically why these highlights exist. We all know that Meeks is capable…
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