Kent “Bazed God” Bazemore, has always been the kind of guy who can shoot threes, but he’s never had the reputation of being especially good at them. He’s hovered around 35% from three over his career, which is a high enough number where he is definitely allowed to shoot threes when he wants to, but…
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Jeff Green 17 Points Full Highlights (12/12/2017)
My world has been thrown into a confused, swirling chaos. Why was Mike Fratello on the Cavaliers broadcast last night? It wasn’t a national game, the two normal dudes were still there (I call them “old white dude” and “dementia-addled black dude”), but then out of nowhere Mike Fratello starts commenting on plays like he’s…
Read MoreLangston Galloway 18 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (12/12/2017)
I guess I didn’t really expect Langston Galloway to pull out his best Kyle Korver impression last night, but that’s exactly what happened and now I get to make a highlight video for it. He must have figured that the Pistons’ offense is broken to the point where he would only be able to get…
Read MoreJarrett Allen 11 Points/3 Dunks/2 Blocks Full Highlights (12/12/2017)
I would say that Jarrett Allen seems to be further along in his development than is normal for a 19-year-old big man. Why do I say that? It’s not because of the dunks (which are sweet by the way) or the blocks (also sweet) or the fro (please let me touch it). I say that…
Read MoreJose Calderon 14 Points Full Highlights (12/12/2017)
Toronto fans may have been annoyed at Jose Calderon by the end of his tenure with him because of his tendency to pound the ball, but man, that guy had some sick assist-to-turnover ratios early in his career. I’ve been watching the NBA forever and no one ever thought to tell me about this? He…
Read MoreKyle Kuzma 19 Points Full Highlights (12/12/2017)
Quiz time! Which player was Mark Jackson referring to when he said the player “has no flaws in his game”: A. Kyle Kuzma B. LeBron James C. Kevin Durant D. Josh Magette E. Mark Jackson Before you answer, remember, Mark Jackson is an insane person who has no grip on reality whatsoever.
Read MoreFrank Ntilikina 13 Points Full Highlights (12/12/2017)
For being a top-10 pick in the biggest media market in North America, Frank Ntilikina sure doesn’t get talked about much, does he? No fawning articles about his upbringing, no hit-pieces because of how much he sucks, just nothing. Come on people! He’s shooting almost as poorly as Lonzo Ball and has a single-digit PER…
Read MoreLonzo Ball 17 Points Full Highlights (12/12/2017)
The hype for Lonzo Ball, which had dipped to dangerously low levels, might rebound a bit after tonight. All the elements were there for a breakout game: ESPN, Madison Square Garden, his dad dancing like a maniac in the front row, if Lonzo had scored 50 tonight they probably would’ve stopped the season right there…
Read MoreCaris LeVert 18 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (12/12/2017)
Caris “Fat LeverT” LeVert had a nice game tonight. His second best game this season in terms of points, and his second best game this season in terms of assists. Does that make it his second best game this season in total? Yup! I thought the Nets were gonna be pure unfiltered garbago beans this…
Read MoreTrey Lyles 20 Points Full Highlights (12/12/2017)
After a semi-promising rookie season, Trey Lyles really sucked last year. Sucked so bad that I don’t blame the Nuggets for not playing him at all to start this year. Now he’s good. Weird how that happens with young players sometimes. They start off okay, then they suck, then they’re okay again. Or, they suck…
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