Marcus Smart missed a buzzer-beating three-pointer as time expired, but if the Lakers could actually shoot free throws (Josh Fart missed a pair with nineteen seconds left and Kentavious Callbrick-Poop missed a pair with five seconds left), Smart wouldn’t have even had a chance to take (and miss) the game-winner, so I consider this one…
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Dejounte Murray 19 Points/7 Steals Full Highlights (1/23/2018)
Dejounte Murray: best rebounding guard in the league? Russell Westbrook doesn’t count because he’s a statpadder and everyone knows it. Murray might be a statpadder, but even if he is, no one but Spurs fans would be aware. So he wins. He is the best rebounding guard in the league. If he could shoot the…
Read MoreMichael Beasley 21 Points Full Highlights (1/23/2018)
It’s not too late! It’s not too late! #NBAVote Michael Beasley #NBAVote Michael Beasley #NBAVote Michael Beasley #NBAVote Michael Beasley #NBAVote Michael Beasley #NBAVote Michael Beasley Come on! Come on people! We can do this! #NBAVote Michael Beasley #NBAVote Michael Beasley #NBAVote Michael Beasley #NBAVote Michael Beasley #NBAVote Michael Beasley #NBAVote Michael Beasley #NBAVote Michael…
Read MoreJoe Harris 19 Points Full Highlights (1/23/2018)
Is it too late to get Joe Harris in the three-point shootout? I don’t think it is. I know with All-Star voting there was a hashtag you could use to register your support for a certain player. Is there such a thing for the shootout? #shootoutvote Joe Harris Sadly, even if that vote was counted…
Read MoreWillie Cauley-Stein 21 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (1/23/2018)
I’ve been making a bunch of videos recently showing Willie Cauley-Stein using his whole offensive arsenal. He’s been branching out lately, which is nice, but this is not one of those videos. In this video, he dunks the ball a whole bunch of times and erases a whole bunch of pathetic shots by the Magic….
Read MoreGarrett Temple Career High 34 Points Full Highlights (1/23/2018)
“Silence! The King is making his entrance!” Garrett Temple announced as he strutted into the locker room, shirtless. “Please make way for the King!” Vince Carter smiled. “You know, man, technically we’re all kings, since we play for the…” “SILENCE! Who talked while the King was talking? I do not remember giving anyone permission to…
Read MoreT.J. Warren 23 Points Full Highlights (1/22/2018)
Another Warren-style performance for T.J. Warren. 11 buckets, all of them layups, with 1 measly free throw to round things out. And while it may be extremely typical for him, does this remind you of anyone else? Any other All-Star from the past…? This one’s hard, so I’m just going to tell you: Kiki Vandeweghe….
Read MoreRobin Lopez 22 Points Full Highlights (1/22/2018)
Robin “Kosta Koufos 2.0” Lopez was drafted the same year as Kevin Love and Russell Westbrook. So why does it seem like he’s old as heck and going to retire soon? It’s just a feeling I get. I view those other two dudes as having a good chunk of their primes left, but not Robin….
Read MoreDe’Aaron Fox 16 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/22/2018)
Advanced stats will tell you that De’Aaron Fox isn’t a good player. But the eye test… actually the eye test will tell you the same thing but not as harshly. These highlights though, and all the highlights you can find of him on the Internet, those will tell you that he is a complete unstoppable…
Read MoreGreg Monroe 19 Points Full Highlights (1/22/2018)
It was nice of the Suns to dust off Greg Monroe against the Bucks, so his old fans could see what he’s up to. Nice, but also misleading, because if they wanted to present a more accurate picture of what he’s doing with the Suns they would leave him on the bench for the whole…
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