April 2018 – Page 2

Jamal Crawford 20 Points Full Highlights (4/25/2018)

Jimmy Butler sat out the entire fourth quarter of this game due to “knee soreness” (really he was just embarrassed for himself and his puny eight-point contribution to the team’s efforts), so Jamal Crawford basically got an entire quarter to himself to remind the national TV audience what he’s capable of: -Layups -Floaters -Three-Pointers -Pullup…

Clint Capela 26 Points/8 Dunks Full Highlights (4/25/2018)

“What’s up loser. It’s Clint,” Clint Capela said into his phone, smirking at the frustrated sigh of his rival, Dwight Howard. “How’s your summer going?” “It was going okay until you called. I’m gonna hang up now,” Dwight responded. “Don’t you want to hear about all the things James has to say about you?” Clint…

Jae Crowder 27 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (4/25/2018)

At first blush, the Jazz giving up a 25-point third quarter lead has to rank among one of the greatest collapses in recent playoff history. However, one must take into account the unique circumstances that led to the lead growing that large in the first place. What I’m talking about is the fact that Jae…

Kyle Korver 19 Points Full Highlights (4/25/2018)

Is it just me or is literally the only reason the Cavaliers win any games ever is because LeBron James is always beasting? It’s not just me. That was a question I already knew the answer to. His teammates aren’t showing up consistently, but that’s to be expected, because they didn’t in the regular season…

Domantas Sabonis 22 Points Full Highlights (4/25/2018)

It’s a good thing that LeBron James (he’s earned the right not to be called by his nickname, “NoDefense Suckballs”, with his actions tonight) hit that game-winning three, because if Domantas Sabonis’ game-tying shot had been a deciding factor, that would’ve been lame as heck. Because it was a lame shot. Real talk. What kind…

Delon Wright 18 Points Full Highlights (4/25/2018)

I bet the Bucks could use Dorell Wright right (write) now. Heck, a lot of teams could. Who doesn’t want three-point shooting? That’s all he did. The Heat signed him for the playoffs only two years ago, and he stepped up, hitting 5 shots and ending up in a series against his little bro, Delon….

Kelly Olynyk 18 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (4/24/2018)

Do you think, immediately after getting eliminated by the 76ers in five games, that Hassan Whiteside went back to the locker room and started decking people? Here’s the minutes breakdown from the series: Kelly Olynyk: 29 MPG Bam Adebayo: 15 MPG Hassan Whiteside: 15 MPG Faced with decreasing on-court minutes, Whiteside was no doubt overcome…

J.J. Redick 27 Points Full Highlights (4/24/2018)

I don’t even know who Meek Mill is. I tried looking him on basketball-reference, but nothing came up. That probably means he’s not a basketball player worth caring about, unless he was a beast in college or Europe or something. He seemed happy that the 76ers were winning, so good for him, I’m happy too….

Khris Middleton 23 Points Full Highlights (4/24/2018)

I don’t know how fans of other teams do it, especially when their teams get to the finals or whatever. Because I can barely watch these first round Bucks games without experiencing nervous tremors and heart palpitations. The stress of playoff basketball is just too much for me. Maybe this is what 17 years of…

Donovan Mitchell 33 Points Full Highlights (4/23/2018)

Usually I complain when a player makes too many layups (“LAME-ups”) because they’re not as fun to watch as jumpshots. However, for this Donovan Mitchell video, I’m not going to complain about all the layups he made because none of them fit the definition of “LAME-up”, which is literally just “a lame layup”. All of…