Normally the prospect of Allonzo Trier scoring 21 points would send him rocketing up my priority list, but not this time. Why? Too many free-throws. 9 of them. That’s why you’re getting this vid 12 hours after the game ended instead of right after.
Now, on to more pressing matters. Trier’s on a two-way contract, right? I checked and yeah, he is. It’s a cool concept, but the Knicks are starting to run out of time with him. He’s played in every game so far, and they’re using up all his eligibility. Obviously they can just sign him to a regular contract at some points, but I just want to make sure that they’re aware so that the NBA equivalent of ICE doesn’t come and snatch him from the bench in the middle of a game. That would be embarrassing.
That could make a good description, actually. Well, an okay one, and I’d have to tread carefully so as not to offend anyone. I already had to stop even mentioning that Enes Kanter was Turkish lest I get put on some terrorist watch list in Turkey.