November 12, 2018 – Page 2

Tony Parker 24 Points Full Highlights (11/11/2018)

I don’t care what Morey thinks the most efficient or best basketball is. I will always love the midrange jumper. And I know I’m not alone. People are pretending to really enjoy this new three-point era. For sure, players like Steph Curry, Klay Thompson, and Brook Lopez are great to watch when they’re hot from…

Mitchell Robinson 4 Points/9 Blocks Full Highlights (11/11/2018)

Whoops! Totally forgot to write the description for this one. I’m already pretty much done with the next video, and then I look at my YouTube browser tab and see that all the info for this vid is blank! At least I remembered the thumbnail. So. Mitchell Robinson. The commentators seem to think he has…

Reggie Bullock 23 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (11/11/2018)

According to the Pistons commentators, the “old” Reggie Bullock is “back”. It probably escaped the notice of many of you that he was even gone in the first place. I was aware, but only vaguely; it’s hard enough to keep track of who’s doing good much less who’s not doing good. And Bullock has always…

Brook Lopez 28 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (11/11/2018)

I’m not even mad that Brook Lopez didn’t score any more points in the fourth quarter. His third quarter was, perhaps, the greatest thing I have ever seen a Bucks player do in all my years as a Bucks fan. Giannis has done some amazing things, Jennings scored 55 as a rookie (so long ago…

De’Aaron Fox 21 Points Full Highlights (11/10/2018)

You wanna hear something sick? If De’Aaron Fox had posted a 21-point, 6-assist line instead of a 21-point, 2-assist line, I wouldn’t have made this video because I would have been too lazy to include the assists. That’s right, if his performance had been BETTER, I would have been LESS likely to make the video….

Steven Adams 20 Points Full Highlights (11/10/2018)

I’m just going to put it out there: Steven Adams, if he so pleased, could very easily crush my “kiwis”. He could effortlessly crush my kiwis almost as an afterthought. My kiwis would be reduced to a pulpy, fleshy, pulverized mass. This idea has gripped me for some time and I don’t know how to…

OG Anunoby 16 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (11/10/2018)

I disapprove of the way things are being done in Canada. Their list of sins is too long to even be numbered, much less typed out in full (remember, YouTube has a 5000-character limit on video descriptions), so I will only go into depth about the sin at the top of the list. It is…

Austin Rivers 18 Points Full Highlights (11/10/2018)

I hope there are still fans of Austin Rivers from his HoopMixTape days. I remember watching those vids of him crossing over pathetic high-school defenders and thinking “man that white guy really has some handles”. And I wasn’t wrong. He has a nice crossover, and you cannot even begin to tell me that he is…

J.J. Barea 21 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (11/10/2018)

J.J. Barea, at the ripe old age of 33, had the best season of his career last year, and I don’t feel like anyone really noticed. More points per game than ever, more assists per game than ever. And if you’re one of those sweaty dorks who disdains boxscore stats, he also had more winshares…

Jeff Green 19 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (11/10/2018)

Jeff Green’s just going to keep playing forever, isn’t he? The members of the 2007 draft class, save for the stars, are starting to drop out now. Green isn’t a star, but he looks about the same as he did a decade ago. A team looking for a low-maintenance “scorer” can find a use for…