November 12, 2018 – Page 3

Patrick Beverley 21 Points Full Highlights (11/10/2018)

Patrick Beverley is way too intense for my liking. I don’t like hard-nosed players, I like them soft. 3 to 5 out of 10 on the intensity scale is perfect. He’s at like 15. Can someone tell him to just chill out for a bit? No one wants to play with that guy at the…

T.J. McConnell 16 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (11/10/2018)

Here’s the deal: when I started making this video, I was really hyped for T.J. McConnell. Then I went and got lunch, and you know what I got? RIBS. I don’t even like ribs way more than other meat products, but these things were primo. And with every bite, I could feel my hype for…

Rodney McGruder Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (11/10/2018)

“Dear Erik, I hope this letter finds you well. There is a rather urgent situation currently unfolding in Miami, a situation which you must surely be aware of, since, indeed, it is a situation of your own creation. I am talking, of course, about the fact that Rodney McGruder, your 27-year-old third-year-player, is receiving 33…

Tristan Thompson 22 Points Full Highlights (11/10/2018)

There were periods of this game where the Cavaliers feed mysteriously had no commentary. It had arena noise, but the Cavs TV commentators were nowhere to be found. At first I thought they had hidden under their broadcast desk in protest of having to announce bad-quality Cavaliers games, but then they suddenly popped back into…

Joe Harris 24 Points Full Highlights (11/10/2018)

Sometimes people do things they regret. When Joe Harris had 19 points at half-time, I posted some very regrettable posts to all my personal social media accounts. Basically, I told everybody that if Joe Harris didn’t score thirty, I would do the “Brandon Jennings Dance” on cam and post it for everybody to see. To…

Brook Lopez 20 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (11/10/2018)

The new popular thing to say about Brook Lopez’s alleged “rebounding ability” is that he boxes out really well, allowing his teammates to get rebounds while not collecting many of them himself (4 of them in 37 minutes this game, while Giannis grabbed 18). That’s a cool idea in theory, but the problem with that…

Derrick White 14 Points/8 Assists/1 Dunk Full Highlights (11/10/2018)

The Spurs finally have a point guard! His name is Derrick White, before this game he has 12 assists total in the NBA, and his forehead is definitely more like a sixhead. I promise that’s the last time I mention his forehead. That thing is so big and looks so weird that I feel bad…

Furkan Korkmaz 12 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (11/10/2018)

Furkan Aldemir looks on with sadness, but also with happiness, because he knows what to come is for the best of all, and maybe even for him, given time. Furkan Korkmaz stands ready and willing, his eyes glistening in the candlelight. I pronounce the ancient words of sorcery, and soon, a ghostly green aura shines…

Collin Sexton 20 Points Full Highlights (11/10/2018)

I’ve felt bad for Collin Sexton ever since that “report” came out that some veterans on the Cavaliers don’t “think he knows how to play”. I don’t know if I trust the report fully, but if that’s the case, why wouldn’t the vets, you know, teach him how to be better? I can’t imagine he’s…

Malcolm Brogdon 23 Points Full Highlights (11/10/2018)

DTB’s Fun* Fact* of the Day*: Malcolm Brogdon leads the league in free throws made without a miss this season, with 22. Next in line, for those curious, is Mike Muscala at 15 and Tomas Satoransky at 14. *DTB’s Fun Fact of The Day is not guaranteed to be fun or daily, but is guaranteed…