Here’s a question for you to ponder: how many chicken wings could Montrezl “Hzlifzx” Harrell eat before he was unable to eat any more? These are just normal chicken wings. Obviously the number would be lower if they were spicily sauced, but these are plain. Factors to consider when considering the number of wings able to be consumed:
-Harrell’s a really big dude
-Chicken wings are a really small food
-A chick once ate 500 wings in 30 minutes and she wasn’t even a fatty
-That’s, like, 15 pounds of wings right there
-And that was a chick, not a dude
-Dudes are well known for their ability to consume wings
-Science has proven that humans receive a 50 percent buff in wing consumption ability if they’re watching an NFL game
-Jaw muscles can get tired just like other muscles
-Dealing with the flats would become a huge nuisance unless proper wing consumption technique was taught to Harrell beforehand
I’ve been thinking about this question for a long time now. Lots of brainpower has been devoted to it, so I here’s what I think. I bet if you just let him sit there for as long as he wanted, with lets say a 5-minute maximum break between wings, he could eat them forever. As long as he had an adult diaper.