November 23, 2018 – Page 3

Dwayne Bacon 18 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2018)

It would be so easy to call Dwayne Bacon “The Baconator”. So easy. Way too easy. In my opinion, if a nickname presents itself so readily, it’s probably a bad nickname. Even if it checks all the boxes: -Is related to the name of the player -Is fun to say -References some popular cultural item…

Jeremy Lamb 21 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2018)

You know, I’ve always secretly thought that Jeremy Lamb should be the second banana on the Hornets behind Kemba Walker. I’ve thought this for a long time. Ever since he’s been on the Hornets, basically. Even his first year there, when he was the sixth banana behind Walker, Batum, Jefferson, Williams, and Lin, I thought…

Cedi Osman 21 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2018)

Cedi Osman stood outside the door to the visitor’s locker room, arguing with the security personnel who guarded it. “I need to see LeBron,” he repeated, not wanting to sound like he was pleading but not being able to help it. “Yeah, you and everybody else,” said the portly, sunglasses-wearing man. Cedi pointed at his…

Paul Millsap 25 Points/1 Injury Full Highlights (11/21/2018)

The Timberwolves knew that the only way they were going to stop Paul Millsap was to injure him. Immediately prior to his forehead getting gashed by Karl-Anthony Towns’ elbow, Millsap had scored on three straight possessions. It was seeming to the Wolves that Millsap was just going to continue to score on every possession until…

Willie Cauley-Stein 23 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2018)

After having to endure nearly a quarter of the season missing one of the most beloved lob connections in the league, the Bogdanovic-WCS tandem is back in business and I couldn’t be happier. Well, I could be happier. Jennifer could still be with me. But that’s never going to happen, so the next-happiest thing in…

Dennis Schröder 32 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2018)

Walking the back halls of Oracle Arena, Dennis Schröder cleared his head before the game. It was always beneficial for his state of mind if he took some time away from his teammates and coaches. Underneath his jersey, he could feel the rough brown fabric of the Magic Lederhosen against his skin, and he took…

E’Twaun Moore 30 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2018)

Wow, E’Twaun. NO ONE CARES. Stop scoring. Just stop. Seriously, no one cares. Go away. I am 100 percent sure right now that even God doesn’t want E’Twaun Moore scoring 30 points anymore. But, defying even the holiest holiness of all, he keeps going out there and getting tons of buckets even though those buckets…

Trey Burke 29 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (11/21/2018)

Okay, so it seems like Trey Burke is done with the headband for good. That means we can no longer compare him to Allen Iverson. If you want to continue comparing him to Allen Iverson, go ahead, but it won’t make sense because how can you compare them if they don’t have the same headgear?…

Pascal Siakam 22 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2018)

Everyone loves Vince Carter. It may not have been true while he was lazing it up at once stop or another (I think there still are Phoenix fans who want him dead, or at least maimed), but it’s true now. But while he may still be able to kinda get things done on the offense…

Vince Carter 14 Points/25,000 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2018)

Vince Carter is immortal. Truly, literally, immortal. I am convinced (get it, conVINCEd????? hah!) of this fact. If you can show me evidence of his mortality, I can show you a picture of my butthole. So, sure, 25,000 points is very exciting and this is a great accomplishment for him. But how much does it…