February 14, 2019 – Page 2

Paul Millsap 25 Points Full Highlights (2/13/2019)

I’ve been hating on Paul Millsap for what might seem to be, to the outside observer, spurious or trivial reasons. Mostly it’s a reaction to him being grossly overpaid (thirty million dollars!) for his level of production. It also seems like the Nuggets play well whether or not he’s actually suiting up for games, and…

Jabari Parker 22 Points Full Highlights (2/13/2019)

Every time I make a Japari Parker video for uploadment to my channel, it seems as if his namesake kitty, Japurri Purrker, is aware of it. Japurri usually sits in the same room as me when I’m making highlight videos, but he doesn’t get involved in the process. He’s too sleepy for that. He just…

Kelly Oubre 28 Points/2 Poster Dunks Full Highlights (2/13/2019)

I was perfectly happy with what Kelly Oubre was doing on the Suns, but I guess I shouldn’t have (note: shouldn’t’ve is apparently, not acceptable English according to the grand arbiters of spellcheck) been, because he’s been way more exciting in Phoenix. All that was needed to unlock this excitement was a bad team, though…

Marquese Chriss 23 Points Full Highlights (2/13/2019)

I feel like what’s happening right now with Marquese Chriss is sort of like what happened with Kenneth Faried. You know the story: talented/semi-flawed yet marginalized bigman languishing on a team that doesn’t really want him. After many months of nothing besides a nice collection of ass splinters from sitting on the bench for so…

Jordan Clarkson Career-High 42 Points Full Highlights (2/13/2019)

There are two big asterisks (and countless small asterisks) next to this career-high 42-point game from Jordan Clarkson: BIG ASTERISK NO. 1: Clarkson had three overtimes in which to score his 42 points. Did Wilt need three overtimes to score 100? What about Kobe’s 81? Nope. Neither of those guys had the benefit of unfairly…

Nikola Jokic Triple Double 20 Pts/18 Rebs/11 Asts/1 Game-Winner Full Highlights (2/13/2019)

DTB has been pandering to Serbs for a long time. Whether it is by acknowledging their rich culture, their bloody yet brave history, the unbelievable attractiveness of their women, the stout handsomeness of their men, their unrivaled passion for the sportsmen and sportswomen of their country, the bountiful natural beauty of their lands, the high…

OG Anunoby Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (2/13/2019)

Raptors fan’s collective excitement for OG Anunoby has rightfully declined as he has declined in most statistical areas despite playing the exact same minutes per game (twenty) as last season. His field goal percentage has gone down, his three-point percentage has gone down, and his free-throw percentage has gone down. He’s averaging more points simply…

Otto Porter Career High 37 Points Full Highlights (2/13/2019)

Washington Wizards fans, all eight of them, must be wondering where this Otto Porter impostor came from, because he certainly didn’t do anything like this while he played for them this season. And my answer to them would be, this is no impostor, this is the Otto Porter that’s been there all along, except now…

Pascal Siakam Career High 44 Points Full Highlights (2/13/2019)

Pascal Siakam walked into the locker room. It was, as he expected, empty. He had many teammates who would show up early to practice, but none of them showed up four hours early. Leisurely changing into his game jersey, Pascal began his mental preparations for the upcoming game. Without the distractions of teammates, he was…