Kevin Knox 19 Points Full Highlights (2/24/2019)

This video of Kevin Knox scoring nineteen points on eighteen shots might not seem like it is packed with historical significance, but I assure you, this video is so historically significant it makes all the world wars and presidential assassinations look like nothing. When somebody tells you that you’re “watching history”, usually they’re lying. Very…

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Emmanuel Mudiay 19 Points Full Highlights (2/24/2019)

Here’s what you’re going to see in this video of Emmanuel Mudiay scoring 19 points: -Emmanuel Mudiay -Field goals whose value totals nineteen points -Contested pullup midrange jimbos -Three-pointers -Shots of Mudiay’s face as he runs back on defense -Thirteen points scored in three minutes Here are the things you’re NOT going to see in…

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Dennis Smith Jr. 19 Points/13 Assists Full Highlights (2/24/2019)

After getting double-digit assists in just one game this year with the Mavericks (thanks to a certain SLOVENIAN who shall remain unnamed but whose name rhymes with Pooka Non-Bitch), Dennis Smith Jr. has already gotten double-digit assists for his new team, the Knicks. Hopefully this isn’t just Reggie Jackson where he balls out for a…

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Mitchell Robinson 15 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (2/24/2019)

There was a brief period of time where all a center had to do was be able to block shots and dunk the ball sometimes and everybody would be slobbering all over their nuts no matter how good they actually were. This would have been around the time Larry Sanders was getting lots of attention…

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Lance Thomas 16 Points Full Highlights (2/24/2019)

Allow me to take you back in time. Far back in time. All the way back to March of 2017. I still had my original channel, and I was using it to upload videos of Lance Thomas, who was, even in those distant days, still playing for the Knicks. In one such highlight video, I…

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Damyean Dotson 27 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (2/24/2019)

Prior to this game, I had been unclear on what Damyean Dotson’s CORE STATUS was with the Knicks. Was he part of the YOUNG CORE of players going forward or was he just a stopgap shooting guard there to soak up minutes while the Knicks tank away the season and try to figure out what…

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Nikola Jokic 22 Points Full Highlights (2/24/2019)

Under normal circumstances, a pedestrian statline of 22/16/3 for Nikola Jokic would not be worthy of highlights, given that he averages 20/10/8. But these are not normal circumstances. There were only three games tonight, so I get off easy in terms of the amount of highlight videos that need to get made. Frankly, I’m very…

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Jonathan Isaac 16 Points Full Highlights (2/24/2019)

Jonathan Isaac continues his recent run of strong play with a sixteen-point outing, proving once again that haters like myself should stop drinking haterade and let young players develop a little bit before proclaiming them to be useless scrubusts (that’s scrub and bust combined). I don’t know if I ever actually called him a scrub…

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Terrence Ross 28 Points Full Highlights (2/24/2019)

Given what you know about Terrence Ross and the teams he has previously played for in his career (or, more accurately, “team”), you should be able to easily guess how I’m going to describe this performance by Ross. That’s right. It’s a REVENGE GAME. Never mind that Ross was never mistreated while in Toronto. He…

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