My first impression was that Luka “Lukadris” Doncic maybe did just a little bit of statpadding at the end of this game when the outcome (a Mavs loss) was already determined. Maybe I sorta think that, but the Mavs had closed the gap to the point where three Doncic triples in a row would have…
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Brandon Knight 15 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/8/2019)
Let the record show that I was, maybe not a Brandon Knight supporter, but a Brandon Knight tolerator during his time with the Bucks. Did I think he should have been an All-Star that one year? Yeah, I kinda think he should have been, but I wasn’t totally butthurt that he wasn’t. As I said,…
Read MoreCollin Sexton 27 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/8/2019)
If there’s a perfect video out there for floater fetishists (I know you’re out there, you depraved hellbound sickos), it’s this one. Okay, so it’s not ALL floaters, but the second half of the video is so loaded up with floaters that you’d think you were at a kids’ pool party. Watching this game after…
Read MoreBobby Portis 23 Points Full Highlights (3/8/2019)
I feel like Bobby Portis has probably had Kevin Garnett comparisons thrown at him for a long time, likely since high school. I’m too lazy to look up his draft profile right now, but a ctrl+f for “Kevin Garnett” on that profile has gotta turn up a minimum of five results, right? Because the vibe…
Read MoreMarvin Williams 30 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (3/8/2019)
“Um, Mr. Williams?” said one of the ballboys in a tentative voice. Marvin Williams smiled kindly at him as he got ready to change out of his street clothes into his game jersey. “What’s up?” The ballboy still seemed nervous; he looked down at the floor as he talked rather than directly at the person…
Read MoreJonas Valanciunas 27 Points Full Highlights (3/8/2019)
It seems like every game, the gulf between Jonas Valanciunas and Marc Gasol grows wider. Tonight, the young, spry, active, attractive Lithuanian Valanciunas had a season-high 27 points. The slow, elderly, lumpy Spaniard Marc Gasol had a season-low four points. I recommend that all viewers take a moment right now to laugh heartily at the…
Read MoreMyles Turner 22 Points Full Highlights (3/7/2019)
If we could somehow transplant Myles “Elston” Turner’s jumpshot into Giannis Antetokounmpo, that would be it for the league. There would be no stopping him, so I guess it’s good that the technology for jumper transplants is probably a few deacdes away at this point. Even so, the existence of a fellow bigman with such…
Read MoreTrevor Ariza 22 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2019)
In my opinion (which is worth a whole heck of a lot), Trevor Ariza didn’t get enough heat for straight-up quitting on the Suns. They’re the ones who paid him a ton of money, and then he gets all sulky because they weren’t winning enough games? What did he expect? Did he buy the line…
Read MoreIsh Smith 19 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/6/2019)
I was on the fence about doing this video, and it’s a good thing I got off on the right side of the fence, because this is a surprisingly sick highlights package. Why didn’t Pistons fans tell me that Ish Smith had such an exciting performance? He was igniting the crowd (and the Timberwolves) every…
Read MoreMoritz Wagner 11 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2019)
Moritz “Der Götterdämmerung” Wagner seems to be drawing the ire of various Lakers players. First Lance Stephenson refuses to help him up after pushing him out of the way for a rebound that ended up going out of bounds, then LeBron James snubs his high-five after a turnover? No wonder the chemistry in LA sucks…
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