P.J. Tucker 17 Points Full Highlights (5/6/2019)

With a little bit of help from the basketball bros (so named because their heads are the most basketball-shaped in the whole league), P.J. Tucker and Eric Gordon, the Rockets have now pulled even with the Warriors in this series. Having an MVP on your team is great, and having an all-time great PG on…

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Marcus Morris 18 Points Full Highlights (5/6/2019)

Wouldn’t it be great if Celtics fans could pin the playoff failures of their preferred team on somebody like Marcus Morris? I feel like there would be much less overall anguish if it was Morris who was responsible for the Celtics being in a 3-1 hole after four games. That’s not the case, though. Morris…

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Paul Millsap 21 Points Full Highlights (5/5/2019)

My narrative that “Paul Millsap Ruined the Nuggets” would have a lot more oomph behind it if the Nuggets had lost this game. Then I would unironically be able to say that “Millsap was a me-first cancer, as evidenced by his zero assists” and “Millsap can’t coexist with Nikola Jokic” and “Millsap’s minutes should be…

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Al-Farouq Aminu 19 Points Full Highlights (5/5/2019)

Even with this loss, we are currently being confronted with the very real possibility that the Trailblazers make the WCF Conference Finals. That possibility would have been realer had they won this game like they should’ve (can’t be wasting a primo 19-point game from Al-Farouq Aminu, come on now), in which case it would almost…

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Seth Curry 16 Points Full Highlights (5/5/2019)

Seth Curry was ultra-hot from the threezone in the second quarter of this game, hitting four triples (including three of them on back-to-back possessions, a feat which I feel like has to be uncommon as eff), but he only scored two points outside of the second quarter, and none in the second half. I could…

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Nikola Jokic Triple Double 21 Pts/12 Rebs/11 Asts Full Highlights (5/5/2019)

Nikola Jokic was extremely grateful that the Nuggets’ team plane had seats that were not only large enough to accommodate the size of NBA players, but were also able to be fully reclined. Nikola was currently taking advantage of that feature to its fullest. In addition, he had the air conditioning nozzles turned up to…

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Andre Iguodala 16 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (5/4/2019)

All I’m asking for is one game, one performance, from a Warriors role-player not named Andre Iguodala that’s good enough for me to make highlights of. But rotations get tighter in the playoffs, and the Warriors’ collection of role-players isn’t very good to begin with, so I might be hoping in vain. We already got…

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Eric Gordon 30 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (5/4/2019)

First off, sorry about not getting this description up quicker. I was looking at Eric Gordon’s draft class and noticed that Joe Alexander was selected right after him, and that got me thinking about how much of a bust that dude was and I started getting really sad. That era of the Bucks is long…

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Luka Doncic All 168 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Three-ilation Part II)

For the third time that day, Luka Doncic got up to answer his ringing doorbell. What was waiting for him on the other side of the door wasn’t a GrubHub delivery person bearing a monstrous Taco Bell order; it was his teammate Dorian Finney-Smith, the one who had been responsible for introducing Luka to Taco…

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Luka Doncic All 168 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Three-ilation Part I)

Luka Doncic heard the ringing of his doorbell, and, knowing exactly who the visitor was, got up quickly from his PC desk to greet them. Practically running to the front door, he wrenched it open and saw that he had not been mistaken in his expectations: the GrubHub delivery guy was standing right there, holding…

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