Jaylen Brown 18 Points Full Highlights (5/3/2019)

I admit, when Jaylen Brown hit his third three from the same spot in the first half, I was a little peeved. Not a lot peeved, but a little. And it wasn’t like I was really mad at Brown in particular, rather, I was made at the Celtics for having the audacity to move the…

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Pat Connaughton 14 Points Full Highlights (5/3/2019)

Pat Connaughton: the most Celtics-type player ever? Let’s take a look at the facts: but first: I want to use some more colons: okay: I’m done with the colons: Fact one: he is literally a leprechaun. Literally. If I had to think of a name for a hypothetical leprechaun, “Patrick O’Connaughton” would be like the…

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Jayson Tatum 20 Points Full Highlights (5/3/2019)

Jayson Tatum, in this series, had not been good prior to this game. 4 points in game 1 (not like it mattered because the Celtics dominated so hard but remember, I am not mad and never was mad), 5 points in game 2 (worse because this time it was the Celtics getting dominated). For a…

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Enes Kanter 18 Points Full Highlights (5/3/2019)

What Enes Kanter is doing for the Blazers in these ‘offs is great, 18 points in this game is great, but I have to take issue with the narrative surrounding him. No, I’m not talking about his whole dealio with his home country or whatever, because I’m not about to make comments about that right…

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Rodney Hood 19 Points Full Highlights (5/3/2019)

By scoring 7 straight points in the final minute of the fourth overtime, Rodney Hood officially made himself the hero of this game. Lamian Illard and B.J. McSuckballsum, the Blazers supposed “stars”, were made to stand around and watch as Hood took over the game, declaring “I’m tired of watching you losers fail to put…

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Will Barton 22 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (5/3/2019)

If I was a fan of one of the teams in this game, I literally would not have been able to handle the intensity. Death would’ve been my fate, surely. I barely could handle it as it was; my heart was beating out of my chest for the entire duration of the four overtimes. My…

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Nikola Jokic Triple Double 33 Pts/18 Rebs/14 Asts/65 Minutes Full Highlights (5/3/2019)

According to basketball-reference, only five players in NBA history have played more minutes in a single game than Nikola Jokic did in this one (which was 65, in case the title of this vid was too long and you couldn’t manage to get to the end of it). Everyone should already know about that Supersonics-Bucks…

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George Hill 21 Points Full Highlights (5/3/2019)

I had a very hard time focusing while making this video, and I’m having a very hard time focusing while writing this description, because the Blazers-Nuggets game is in its fourth overtime and I’m sleepy but I have to watch it to its conclusion. There’s not much time left but so much crazy stuff has…

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Pascal Siakam 20 Points Full Highlights (5/2/2019)

The most exciting thing that Pascal Siakam did in this game is not even shown in this video. Clips of the incident are doubtlessly abundant all across the entirety of the Interbuttz, so I don’t even feel guilty or negligent for not having shown it. The quick rundown is this: Pascal Siakam got totally stuffed…

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Andre Iguodala 16 Points Full Highlights (4/30/2019)

It’s been said many times, including often by me: DeMarcus Cousins just doesn’t seem to be a winning basketball player. Sure, he won some games this year, but only because the talent around him was so overwhelming that even his pouting and nodefense and bad attitude couldn’t bring the Warriors down. His injury, in my…

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