Attention Nets: please just get rid of DeAndre Jordan. I don’t care if Kyrie Irving and Kevin Durant hand-picked him to be their center, I don’t care if the whole reason they signed in the first place was because they’d get to play with him, I didn’t see any of them on the court tonight,…
Read MoreDay: November 26, 2019
Fred VanVleet 24 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (11/25/2019)
The only guy in the NBA playing more minutes per game than Fred VanVleet is Damian Lillard. There have been 452 players to log minutes so far this season, and VanVleet is outminuting them all save one. I choose to believe that him (and Pascal Siakam, who is also way up there) playing this much…
Read MoreTyler Herro 18 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2019)
I really prefer it when rookies like Tyler Herro are on teams that aren’t playoff-caliber. Teams like the Heat. For one thing, they don’t even need Herro; they’ve got Duncan Robinson, and even if they didn’t, they’ve got more than an enough talent to get by without a sweet-shooting rookie helping them along. And for…
Read MoreLarry Nance Jr. 20 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2019)
Larry Nance Jr. is one of those players who just escapes my notice most of the time. He escapes the notice of most people now that he’s not on the Lakers, but for me it’s for a different reason other than that he’s not in the biggest NBA market anymore. The deal with him is…
Read MoreMarkelle Fultz 16 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2019)
Markelle Fultz is pretty regularly having decent games for the Magic. If you told me before the draft that that would be his current situation in year three of his career, I’d definitely be wondering what the heck happened to have the Magic acquire him. And I’d probably assume that by “decent” you meant “30-point…
Read MoreJabari Parker 22 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2019)
The Hawks aren’t doing very well right now. 4 wins, 13 losses, and 2 of those wins came in the first 2 games of the season. They just keep losing. But who cares how the team is doing when you can care about individual stats? Coming into the season, it looked like it was going…
Read MoreSpencer Dinwiddie 23 Points/9 Assists/1 Game-Winner Full Highlights (11/25/2019)
Take THIS, you sweaty analytics nerds, sweaty because of how hot you get when you think about numbers and spreadsheets and calculators. Spencer Dinwiddie doesn’t need your advanced degrees (in being a nerd LMAO) or your snide tweets about what shots are good shots to take. He’s a baller. A pure baller, who knows that…
Read MoreJaren Jackson 28 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (11/25/2019)
It has come to my attention that Jaren Jackson’s rebounding numbers aren’t all they should be. It’s not, like, a Brook Lopez situation where they’re comically low and pathetic (don’t even talk to be about how he “boxes out” I don’t want to hear it), but for a 6-11 dude with intact knee ligaments, it’s…
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