If Jordan Poole can’t make an impact scoring the ball (which, looking at his percentages, seems like the case the majority of the time), he can do the next best thing: make an impact passing the ball. No one is going to criticize him for passing the ball (which could result in a made shot)…
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Eric Paschall 23 Points Full Highlights (2/27/2020)
Did anyone realize that we had gone a whole month without a 20-burger from Eric Paschall? I did (because I wasn’t having to make any vids for him, a minor burden taken off my shoulders), and probably Warriors fans did (the real Warriors fans, not the bandwagoners who are just counting down the days until…
Read MoreGary Trent 20 Points Full Highlights (2/27/2020)
Gary Trent: adequate Rodney Hood replacement? Absolutely! Gary Trent: adequate Jusuf Nurkic replacement? Definitely not. Gary Trent: adequate Damian Lillard replacement: No. Gary Trent: adequate Mike & Mike replacement (the ‘Zers former commentary duo)? Throw him in the booth and find out. As you can see, Gary Trent is doing a fine job in the…
Read MoreElfrid Payton 18 Points/12 Assists Full Highlights (2/27/2020)
I wonder what the Knicks’ thought processes as an organization were when they decided to sign Elfrid Payton to a reasonable-on-the-surface two-year deal that pays him eight million dollars both years. Like, I legitimately wonder what kind of crazy meeting had to go on in a bland corporate conference room for them to come to…
Read MoreMoe Harkless 17 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (2/27/2020)
Having been witness to Moe Harkless’ entire career up to this point, and having likely made a highlight video for every one of his notable performances, I think I might be the most qualified person in the universe when I say what I’m about to say: Moe Harkless hitting five three-pointers in the span of…
Read MoreHarry Giles 19 Points Full Highlights (2/27/2020)
The Kings are, somehow, still in the playoff hunt. Kinda. There are currently six teams in the 24-28 win range, and all of them are only a few games out of the eighth seed. None of them seem committed to giving up the chase and just tanking out the rest of the season. So we’re…
Read MoreNemanja Bjelica 18 Points Full Highlights (2/27/2020)
ATTENTION SERBS: I have uploaded another video of a Serbian player for your enjoyment. While I would not go so far as to say that the viewing of this video is mandatory for Serbs, I would like to remind you that your devotion towards Serbian players (and even the country of Serbia) would be in…
Read MoreShake Milton 19 Points Full Highlights (2/27/2020)
In the absence of other subjects to base this description on, I decided to look up Shake Milton’s hometown of Owasso, Oklahoma. But first I’ll list out my preconceived notions of what Owasso might be like. The name of the town makes it sound like it was hit by a tornado in the movie Twister…
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