I know it’s hard to see, since Jamal Murray’s blinding radiance is obscuring everything else that the Nuggets are doing, but there are other players in Denver who are stepping up and providing good performances as role players! You’ll just have to take my word on this one. Most people, they’ll see that Murray had…
Read MoreMonth: August 2020
Ivica Zubac 15 Points Full Highlights (8/30/2020)
My main joy in life right now is using Stathead (basketball-reference’s new paid analytical tool) to look up cool NBA stats and then fill my video descriptions with summaries of those stats. By looking up stats that the average NBA fan no longer has any access to, and then rubbing those stats in the collective…
Read MoreDorian Finney-Smith 16 Points Full Highlights (8/30/2020)
As I write this, all members of the Mavericks organization (including players) are getting kicked out of their hotel rooms and being forced to board buses that will drive them all the way back to Dallas. Their belongings, no matter in what state they are, packed or unpacked, are being thrown out of those same…
Read MoreMarcus Smart 21 Points Full Highlights (8/30/2020)
Celtics fans are surely in the deepest throes of euphoria after this dominating game-1 win over the Raptors. I’m not going to go to all those social media sites and verify this claim, but I don’t need to; any negative or even neutral reaction would be unfindable compared to the torrent of joyful posts. I…
Read MoreMarkelle Fultz 14 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (8/29/2020)
The simmering season-long torment of the downtrodden Magic Fan comes to an end as the undermanned Magic, who surprisingly grabbed game 1 of this series away from the Bucks, sputter to an uninspiring 1-4 finish to complement their uninspiring 33-40 regular season record. Don’t worry, fans of the rudderless Orlando franchise! The mental anguish that…
Read MoreEric Gordon 20 Points Full Highlights (8/29/2020)
Full Title of this video: “Eric Gordon 20 Points/8 Layups/1 Floater Full Highlights (8/29/2020)” The reason I didn’t put the full title of this video as the actual title of this video is because I know, personally, that if I stumbled upon a “highlight” vid that purported to show eight LAMEups, I would never, EVER,…
Read MoreRobert Covington 22 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (8/29/2020)
Robert Covington did not have a good time of it in the regular season Bubble games. Much like this teammate Eric Gordon, who was a walking pair of butt cheeks for those extra eight seeding games, Covington spent most of his time on the court bricking threes. The numbers are staggeringly bad: 13 of 56…
Read MoreMichael Porter Jr. 15 Points Full Highlights (8/25/2020)
OFFICIAL REASONS TO MAKE THIS VIDEO POWER RANKINGS 1. Everybody loves Michael Porter Jr. and they will watch anything that has the words “Michael Porter Jr.” in the title of the video. I know this is true because I took a video of me making fart noises with my armpits, titled “Michael Porter Jr. 15…
Read MoreJusuf Nurkic 20 Points Full Highlights (8/24/2020)
Jusuf Nurkic scored 10 of the first 12 points for the Blazers. All good, right? WRONG! It would have been fine, I guess, for Nurkic to take over the bulk of the scoring duties for his team early in the game, except that the Lakers dropped 30 points while he was doing so, leaving Portland…
Read MoreMyles Turner 22 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (8/24/2020)
You know what would be the saddest thing ever? If Myles Turner befriended a family of ducks while in Orlando and now he has to leave really quickly (because eliminated teams have to be out of the bubble within 24 hours), but now he’s running around the entire bubble looking for the ducks so he…
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