August 2020 – Page 19

Thomas Bryant 22 Points Full Highlights (8/7/2020)

Is Thomas Bryant unironically the Bubble MVP right now? Peep these statlines: 10 points, 7 rebounds 30 points, 13 rebounds 20 points, 11 rebounds 19 points, 10 rebounds 22 points, 8 rebounds In those games, he is 10/25 (40%) from three and 42/79 (53%) from the field. He also may have played defense on one…

Rui Hachimura 23 Points Full Highlights (8/7/2020)

I’m not an anime watcher, but my impression is that most animes take place in high schools or high-school-like atmospheres. I also seem to remember that there’s an anime which features a basketball team featuring members who have various superhuman abilities (probably also in a high school setting). While I might not be an expert…

Tony Bradley 15 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (8/7/2020)

Here’s a list of fanbases that I would somehow like to antagonize in this video description: -Los Angeles Lakers fans -Houston Rockets fans -Boston Celtics fans The problem is, I can’t figure out how to antagonize any of those groups while still maintaining a connection to Tony Bradley somehow. This is, after all, a Tony…

Chris Chiozza 14 Points Full Highlights (8/7/2020)

Okay. I gotta say something here. Something straight from the heart. And if you don’t like it, go ahead and revoke your Patreon donation (you are donating to my Patreon, aren’t you?): This “Cheese” nickname for Chris Chiozza needs to stop. Right now. As one of the world’s foremost experts on NBA player nicknames, both…

Jarrett Allen 17 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (8/7/2020)

I always thought that, if Jarrett Allen was ever going to get a triple-double in his career, it was going to be via points, rebounds, and blocked shots. Most players, when considering their threat to notch a trippy-dubby, are going to get one the conventional way with points, rebounds, and assists. But Allen is such…

Joe Harris 21 Points Full Highlights (8/7/2020)

Here’s a fun factoid for the factoid-fueled sickos out there: Joe Harris has made at least two shots in all 67 of his appearances so far this season. If you pervs are looking for more factoids, sorry, that’s the only one you’re gonna get. Go get your rocks off elsewhere. This is a family-friendly channel….

Bogdan Bogdanovic 27 Points Full Highlights (8/7/2020)

Bogdan Bogdanovic is clearly frustrated at his own inability to force the Kings to acquire a third Serbian for their team, thus forming the dreaded and unstoppable Serbian Superteam in Sacramento (SSS). No matter how many Serbians he approaches with visions of championship rings and promises of a free-flowing Serb-based offense, he just can’t convince…

Jordan Clarkson 24 Points Full Highlights (8/7/2020)

That barbershop they said they were gonna have in the NBA bubble must have opened up, because I’m looking at the thumbnail for the Jordan Clarkson vid I made a few games ago, and at the thumbnail for the Jordan Clarkson vid I just uploaded, and I’m noticing a severe lack of hair. What happened…

Miye Oni 14 Points Full Highlights (8/7/2020)

I spent much of the COVID-19-induced NBA hiatus mourning the loss of the scrubtastic last few games of the regular season. That time around mid-April where teams take all their worst players, insert them into the starting lineup, and see what happens. It’s the best time of the year for DTB. Almost Christmas-like (I thought…

Jakob Poeltl 19 Points Full Highlights (8/7/2020)

I thought for sure, for absolute sure, that 19 points would be Jakob Poeltl’s career high. Because I know how much I know about the NBA (a lot), and I knew that I would remember something as momentous as Poeltl scoring 20 or more. I was getting all ready to rag on the commentators for…