Malik Beasley has won this year’s “Beasley Derby” which is a race to see which Beasley, Malik or Michael, can get a highlight video on my channel first. He lost the first two years of his career, and it wasn’t even close, but this time the blowout went the other way. Does anyone know what’s even going on with Michael Beasley? Did he die? Is he in imminent danger of dying? Did he piss LeBron off again by using waffle fries as a utensil for eating ice cream and singing really loudly? By the way, that waffle fries anecdote will forever remain my number one NBA anecdote of all time. I can imagine it so vividly.
Malik Beasley, on the other hand, is absolutely not dead, in fact he’s receiving sorta consistent minutes this year! And he has responded by scoring in double figures a handful of times! As you can tell, I’m very excited for Malik right now! That’s why I’m using all these exclamation points! Because I’m excitedly exclaiming his minutes situation this season!