The world has run out of adjectives to describe Marreese Speights’ performance this year. What was once assumed to be a practically limitless resource has been overconsumed so badly that the only words I have left to use are “sopping”, “rubicund”, and “alternative-lifestyle-friendly”.
I don’t know about you, but if I were a dude who writes about the NBA I would have a hard time using those terms to describe any aspect of Marreese Speights, much less his scoring prowess during the month of November.
I guess the net was sopping because his jumper is so wet? I guess that works.