Damn. This has passed from ridiculous territory straight into the realm of BANANAS. SO MANY BANANAS. DEVIN BOOKER IS BANANAS.
Here’s a scenario: let’s say that he keeps scoring 30-plus for the rest of the year. The whole rest of the year. Every game, Devin Booker scores 30 or more. A few 40-pointers in there maybe. 50? Let’s say he gets 51 the last game of the season. Okay. That’s the scenario.
Does he win ROY? Karl-Anthony Towns has had it locked up for a long time now. It would take a lot to take the award from him. But could you really ignore the kind of scoring insanity that Devin Booker would be providing on a nightly basis? In this scenario. Hypothetically. I don’t think you could. It would be unprecedented. But the voters are notoriously stubborn. Who knows how they would react.
Let’s add something to the scenario: Towns and Kristaps Porzingis are discovered sticking hypodermic needles full of designer steroids into each other’s asses. Whoa! Talk about scandal! They’d have no choice to give the Booker Report the ROY award, right?
Right.