downtobuck – Page 1363

Paul Millsap 19 Points Full Highlights (1/9/2012)

Paul Millsap is a great player, but he doesn’t garner much league-wide attention thanks to his below-the-rim, savvy game. Only true connoisseurs of traditional big-man play can appreciate the poetic nuances which pervade every move he makes on the court. His feline grace and poise w-DAMN, DID HE JUST DUNK THAT THING? YES HE DID!…

Andre Miller 18 Points Full Highlights (1/9/2013)

In the eyes of the basketball public, Andre Miller is a pretty good player, with a nice, consistent career. “But”, they claim, “he is definitely not a hall of famer”. The hall of fame probability thing on basketball-reference bears this out: he has a 1.4% chance of getting in. What a load of horsecrap. Seemingly…

Roger Mason Jr. 17 Points Full Highlights (1/9/2013)

Roger Mason Jr. seems like a pretty good player, if you watch these highlights. There’s only one problem: he can’t keep his feet from stepping on the three point line while shooting. We could be talking about the next Steve Novak here but instead we’re sitting here talking about some meatball who likes to shoot…

Chandler Parsons 20 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2013)

Chandler “Cheesy P” Parsons is perhaps most famous for using JaVale McGee’s head as toilet paper during a putback jam. But as soon as you watch this highlight package, you will forget all about Cheesy P’s butt-wiping, instead focusing on his sick off-the-glass jump shot versus the Lakers. I would pay money to have Parsons…

Robert Sacre 10 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (1/8/2013)

With injuries to every center on the Lakers’ roster, the time has come to unleash the Beast. The Beast who was in the d-league just a few days previous. The Beast who does funny dances on the sideline because he sucks and can’t get in a game. The Beast known to us under his human…

Nikola Pekovic 25 Points/18 Rebounds Full Highlights (1/8/2013)

Nikola Vucevic recently grabbed 29 rebounds for the Magic. Overcome by jealousy, Nikola Pekovic vowed to himself before the game against the Hawks, “I will grab 30 rebounds for glory of powerful and strong Montenegro!”. But then he got distracted by scoring 25 points and fell 12 rebounds short. Which is still good for a…

Wayne Ellington Career High 26 Points (6 Threes) Full Highlights (1/7/2013)

Wayne “Spooky Sk” Ellington is just your average NBA player. He wakes up in his lavishly appointed condominium, goes to practice in his fancy car, drains a bunch of jump shots, goes back home, plays in that night’s game, then probably goes out to party and meet chicks before going to bed and repeating it…

Gordon Hayward 27 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (1/7/2013)

I can just imagine Gordon Hayward coming back home after the big comeback win over the Mavericks, preparing some Hot Pockets, sitting down on his ratty old couch, and chowing down while watching infomercials on his 1970’s era TV that gets only 3 channels, 4 if there’s a full moon. At least I could until…

Jan Vesely 10 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (1/7/2012)

Jan “Silent J” Vesely has a smoking hot girlfriend. Who cares if he is kind of a bust? Who cares that a 6th overall pick has seemingly no basketball skills other than jumping and running? His girlfriend is fine. Damn fine. She’s also damn tall. Got to be at least 6-6. I could make a…

Ray Allen 20 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2013)

Ray “Don’t call me Jesus” Allen’s acrimonious departure from the Celtics was well documented in the media. I guess Rondo doesn’t even acknowledge the dude’s existence anymore. And there were plenty of angry Celtics fans on forums claiming he was done, washed up, kaput. He’s not. Well he kind of is. But the last thing…